(noun) Someone with a colossal rear-end
who talks like a valley girl, walks as if she has a pole shoved up her ass, has horse teeth and gallops to work in an Audi which she pays $369/mo for. Also, only dates wealthy men so they can buy her designer hay for her horse mouth and 14K Gucci gold hoofs!
who talks like a valley girl, walks as if she has a pole shoved up her ass, has horse teeth and gallops to work in an Audi which she pays $369/mo for. Also, only dates wealthy men so they can buy her designer hay for her horse mouth and 14K Gucci gold hoofs!
Hey Cletus, Did you see that slope use his martial arts technique on CandyAss? I've never seen a horse go flying so fast through the windshield of a brand new Silver Audi like that before. She had a lot of nerve parking in the EXCLUSIVE GCC row!!
by sweetpea April 8, 2004
Get the Candy Ass (aka Horse Teeth and Mr. Ed) mug.an elitist breed of junglist, open to social interaction with non-junglist populations. still opposing lesser forms of electronic music, kandi junglists are known to wear the plastic beaded bracelets of the traditional kandi (candy) ravers. these exceptional individuals posses all the qualities of angry junglists and also participate in the philosophy of PLUR. This phenomena is known as 'Jungle PLUR'
by ShininSta February 9, 2005
Get the kandi junglist [plur] [jungle] [junglist] [candy raver] [kandi] mug.1. a sexual act wherein multiple males ejaculate into condoms and pass them along in a rotation pattern. It's kind of like telephone, but thought to be mostly gay.
Mark, Rick, and Steve are coming over for Halloween; we're going to mix candy wrappers and engage in various other homosexual acts.
by beefquesadilla September 25, 2009
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"She only had enough money for a Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy"
"Never become the Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy"
"Never become the Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy"
by Don_Mayhem January 26, 2010
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Ooh gurl you had some nice ass candy!
Ooh gurl you had some nice ass candy!
by Miles the Magnificent October 14, 2010
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Get the foil candy mug.when you have no where to fuck, you go outside and do it in the ditch. The act is known as "ditch candy." However, it is not like normal sex. When you have ditch candy, you have to be careful not to let the wrong kind of snake go into your hole.
by RAEHRABKEAMRBIRNEYAHTMDKH October 28, 2010
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