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shit the bed eileen

Boss-" your fired."
Me-" well shit the bed Eileen."
by Mudslinger69 February 24, 2019
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bed

have sex with.
"I am quite picky when it comes to bedding someone"
by Arminkshipper August 7, 2024
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Bed texter

Someone who is always texting when laying in bed. Lazy person. Doesn't get out of bed.
Me: Hey I am in bed, texting you
Person: LOL, you're a bed texter
by Someoneyoudon'tknowbutknow March 21, 2019
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magnet bed

An occurrence where in you can't get off your bed and get on your feet after a long sleep. Your brain tells you have to wake up but your body is not responding.
I missed the bus, I was stuck on my magnet bed the entire morning.
by pen486386 May 31, 2017
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ded in the bed

when youre absolutly so shook there is no other way to discribe youre emotions
girl: omg did you hear the club downtown isnt checking IDs right now?
girl 2: Swearrrrr... im ded in the bed
by flexinonyomain March 9, 2018
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Shit the Bed

When they lost to FDU they Shit the Bed
One night after drinking heavily, I decided to give myself 2 IV bags cause I was super drunk. The good news was that I woke up without a hanger, bad news is that Purdued the bed. They really Shit the Bed
by DunkSondyDunk March 17, 2023
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bed kid

When a kid stays in bed all day and is usually late for social events.
"Ugh, that bed kid is late again!"
by Emmaskdodne May 16, 2016
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