A Wife that gripes from bed that her husband is taking too long on the toilet. Sometimes accusing him of being a "Toilet Gamer".
What is this, my Wife just interrupted my game of Candy Crush to call me a Toilet Gamer...... what a Bed Griper!
by jcdxtreme June 1, 2013

by Jacklyngumm20 November 16, 2020

Sex.
by basedmeant December 18, 2024

by RealCoolboi99 December 25, 2022

They're just like shower thoughts but you get them when you're tucked in your bed and they keep you from falling asleep.
*thinks while lying on the bed* Birthday presents are rewards for not dying during the year
Damn that's a weird ass bed thought
Damn that's a weird ass bed thought
by WhirlyBird19 October 2, 2022

Going straight to bed after working out without showering. Meant to restore equilibrium to one's microbiome.
by Alpha-bedder December 7, 2024

Person 1: Hey that girl over there is really pretty.
Person 2: Yeah too bad shes a tall bed kind of girl
Person 2: Yeah too bad shes a tall bed kind of girl
by twinzzlove2 April 23, 2014
