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Beard Boob

Minor irritation of a woman's cleavage due to prolonged snuggling with a bearded man.
'We snuggled in bed all weekend, I woke up Sunday morning with beard boob.'
by Bryan Henriques February 2, 2022
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Beard Date

It's the absolute best date you will ever be on. You will be treated with respect, everything will be paid for, and the dude is totally gay. He's just doing it to look straight.
Jenny: I'm going on a date with Justin tonight.

Alicia: you know it's a beard date, right?
Marquisha: Get that good date girl! You deserve it.
by marcus daniel malloid May 15, 2023
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simone beard

the best girl that you can ever meet in your life she will be the light in your life but he boyfriend is very protective of her so stay away anyway she the best girl in the world and the cutest thing alive
OMG IS THAT SIMONE BEARD!!!! holy S****
by Im the creator January 14, 2018
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holding beard

To think so deeply in thought you hold your beard. Or to be really stoned.
Dude, I was holding beard something fierce last night, I think I solved world hunger.
by Harvey Manpunch June 19, 2015
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bearded zombie

Hey mate that scuzzy wombat has a bearded zombie!
by cutty_nightheart September 12, 2016
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beard dimple

When your beard has a dimple, and your chin does not; when there is an indentation in your facial hair
Your facial hair is growing in nicely except for that beard dimple in the middle of your beard
by Jewbooty816 December 9, 2016
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