When a minority group asks for equal rights by placing themselves above what was above them instead of leveling out the playing field; i.e. ‘taking turns’ becoming the majority group.
Minorites won’t be taken seriously by others if they resort to turn-based equality because doing so tells them that they’re better than who they are (when in reality, they aren’t).
by Original Orangutans September 11, 2019

(Used in public washrooms) The layer of toilet paper placed in the toilet so no one can hear the plop of your poop.
by Joey Jojo Shabadoo March 4, 2011

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by SuchBackSmacker March 10, 2025

The cognitive process by which an individual makes a decision based solely on the emotional gratification he or she received while viewing that decision played out in a montage movie style format. In this montage, the individual is the main character of a super epic story, in which they are better looking than they actually are. However, this montage has no connection whatsoever to reality and the end result is disastrous consequences, wasted time, and usually suicide before the age of 35.
Mick: Dude, I'm thinking of studying cinematography out West, I think I could be really good at it and I see myself in my head just killing it all the time and being dope.
Jack: dude, don't do that. That's Montage Based Decision Making (MBDM).
Mick: ye.
Jack: dude, don't do that. That's Montage Based Decision Making (MBDM).
Mick: ye.
by BonerMasterMick2 May 19, 2024

During the covid epidemic in Australia politicians made many decisions "Based on Health Advice". At the start these were legitimate however over time they were politicised and used to further politicians agendas. Particularly in the Hermit Kingdom of Westralia where this was recognised amongst the doona dwellers and the term BHA quickly became a satirical phrase to excuse bad behaviour.
"BHA (Based on Health Advice) it's your shout".
"I told my missus, BHA (Based on Health Advice) you're on top tonight"
"BHA (Based on Health Advice) you're on dunny duty again"
"Sorry dude, BHA (Based on Health Advice) you're not invited"
"I told my missus, BHA (Based on Health Advice) you're on top tonight"
"BHA (Based on Health Advice) you're on dunny duty again"
"Sorry dude, BHA (Based on Health Advice) you're not invited"
by ATM4 January 31, 2022

1st Base: Everything from the introductions through to sex. An average of 4 hours elapses between meeting and f*cking.
2nd Base: Unprotected sex. Rough and intense, light kinks such as name-calling, spanking, and slapping. Partner ideally interacts with ejaculate.
(2nd Date - Lesbians stereotypically move and co-habitate with a partner at this point)
3rd Base: More intense and specified kinks. Examples include bondage, impact/flogging, degradation, discipline, watersports, blood play, choking, ect...
4th Base: Less Mainstream Kinks such as pup play/training, roleplay SA fantasy, master/owner dynamic, scat, ect...
4th base might be true love 😆
2nd Base: Unprotected sex. Rough and intense, light kinks such as name-calling, spanking, and slapping. Partner ideally interacts with ejaculate.
(2nd Date - Lesbians stereotypically move and co-habitate with a partner at this point)
3rd Base: More intense and specified kinks. Examples include bondage, impact/flogging, degradation, discipline, watersports, blood play, choking, ect...
4th Base: Less Mainstream Kinks such as pup play/training, roleplay SA fantasy, master/owner dynamic, scat, ect...
4th base might be true love 😆
Queer/Trans Sex Bases : Simile Comparing the bases in baseball as an incremental development of physical intimate activities from kissing upwards through differen levels of intercourse
He and I got properly messy for like six hours straight. Leashed and collared, burnt me-with-a-joint, almost choked me out, and coated my face. It was some fantastic Fourth Base shit, bud.
He and I got properly messy for like six hours straight. Leashed and collared, burnt me-with-a-joint, almost choked me out, and coated my face. It was some fantastic Fourth Base shit, bud.
by OpelisJoking October 19, 2023

"YES!!!!!! i made it to base one with Pamela!!!"
"I can't believe Jimmy made it to base one with Mary before i did!"
"I can't believe Jimmy made it to base one with Mary before i did!"
by Mags Skecthy September 8, 2017
