I’ll Drive

To make a death pact with your Bestie and one day brutally murder them with your vehicle.

“I’ll drive”

“I’ll drive and Brutally kill you with my vehicle.”

“Goodbye Fitzgerald, I’ll drive”

“I’ll drive” “You’ll die”

by BlackWombat08 May 3, 2021

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Drive-Thru Danger

You have called a friend in the car via bluetooth so their audio comes out of the speaker. One you pull up to get your food, your friend then starts saying very vulgar or tremendously inappropriate words so the worker can hear what he is saying.

Bro...I can never go back to that McDonald's again, I suffered from Drive-Thru Danger because I had my tremendously vulgar uncle on the phone...the worker heard everything

by Absurdity May 4, 2021

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Driving like a cowboy

When you drive to work and someone drives like an out of control cowboy and almost kills himself and everyone around him and then you get to the red light and that asshole is there along side you !! Boy you got far !!!!

Driving like a cowboy gets you nowhere fast !!

by anonymous May 6, 2021

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driving like a pussy

Driving like a pussy is the equivalent to a white mom late to get home to record Real House Wives of Beverly hills and almost killing a pedestrian along the way!

Yous driving like a pussy Christian

by Macalak May 6, 2021

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Drive To KFC

Niall Horan decided to change the lyrics (and technically song title too) from "so baby if you say you want me to stay, I'll change my mind" to "so baby if you say you want me to drive to KFC" on tour in 2012-2013

Niall Horan: So baby if you say you want me to drive to KFC!

by bananas.dinosaurs.oioi.potato May 8, 2021

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