Champion Christian School

Absolute hell. A shitshow full of druggies racists and peril officers. Everyone there hates anyone of color and makes sure to ignore any real issues.

Champion Christian School is the worst place on Earth.

by FRB1GG1E November 20, 2021

Christian Standard Time

Noun: The actual clock/timeframe under which Christians in groups operate and actually begin whatever it is they are gathering to do, whether it's church service, Bible study, community group, hangouts, social events, prayer groups, or coffee, you are operating on CST when everyone is just that "little bit" late. This can mean five to twenty minutes post supposed-actual-clock beginning time, depending on region, denomination, or other factors, including predominant gender or parental status of the group's members. Unless you have the countdown timer on your PowerPoint before church service begins. Then, you're just a stickler for procedure and accuracy.

"That community group is on Christian Standard Time. We got time to make a pit stop at Chick Fil A for a large lemonade. We won't miss anything."

"Hey guys, nice of you to join us, what, you think we are on Christian Standard Time over here? The meeting started ten minutes ago."

by Dbl N April 28, 2019

Level 5 Christianity

Wrong answer

Dude that guy got a Level 5 Christianity on the test what a pleb

by Monkagigadude May 21, 2020

Southside Christian School

Literally just a frat house disguised to look like a church school

Bro I just got my girl from Southside Christian School

Nah, I already know her cooch is all over Snapchat

by liluziree September 16, 2021

Matthias Christian Hansen

A person who does stupid thing and uses the excuse the he has "gangbesvær". He must invade his "homies" house every Saturday because he is a lonely boi :(

"dude your acting like a real Matthias Christian Hansen right now"

by #pape power August 30, 2022

Christian Academy of Louisville

Mom found the poop sock

I was called to the office at Christian Academy of Louisville for a poop sock

by Mike Plug Walk February 16, 2019

Williamsburg Christian Academy

Williamsburg Christian academy is a school in, I kid you not, toano, Virginia. It has kindergarten-12th grade. Everyone in this school (there’s not a lot of students) is either really cool or really annoying. Most of the annoying ones are middle school students with the exception of the classic red neck, conservative, yee yee high schooler. The best part of the school, in my opinion, is the 4:20 Bible verse in the cafetorium™︎. Most of the students end up there from either dropping out or being pulled out of warhill high school.

Person 1: hey you heard Layla transferred to Williamsburg Christian Academy?
Person 2: to where? Oh you mean the school with the ugly khaki uniform?
Person 1: yeah that’s the one!

by aspaghootisasingularspaghetti June 4, 2020