Woman

They are like refrigerators they get a lot of meat put in them

I like my woman

by Your every day guy March 28, 2023

Woman

Something that you will never get.

Sam: Damn, I want a woman...

Jack: Why? Slut.

Sam: Stfu I'm not. I just want someone to jerk me off

Jack: exactly what a slut is.

Sam: FINE.

by The Beatles' bigger than Jesus April 27, 2024

woman count

The act of checking to see that all of the women are present and accounted for, especially in the instance of needing to enter the womens restroom.

My coworker was looking for me at work today, he found me and mentally counted me, did a "woman count" and then deemed it safe to enter the womens restroom.

by funtobewith April 21, 2010

Woman-splaining

A woman who is explaining something.

Jessica was woman-splaining very hard.

by Knosemore October 3, 2022

White woman music

Gala, Madonna, Lady Gaga, etc.
Like white girl music, white woman music does not (in practice) have an exact target audience.
Unlike white girl music, it doesn't require a previously good mood or "silly" atmosphere for enjoyment.

Person 1: Yo Madonna, Kylie Minogue and a bunch of others just dropped
Person 2: Seems like white woman music making a comeback?

by Cr1ngle June 2, 2025

Woman

Someone with an identity on the gender spectrum opposite of a man

A woman is not determined by what's in her pants.

by DerpyThe_Cat June 26, 2023

woman

something you've never felt

guy 1: I like my woman like i like my microwave
guy 2: how?
guy 1: hot and in the kitchen

by penis_man69 August 21, 2022