The mountains are pink it's time to drink

The sun is low on the horizon. The mountains are stunningly illuminated. It's time for happy hour!

Dave Johnston said the mountains are pink it's time to drink. Bottoms up!

by puddykast May 6, 2016

young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time

young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probably wasting your time is another meaning of your fucked while your leaving most of your not needed but meaningful life span behind.

"young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time" the author told the readers while they where regretting there life choices

by UwuDirtyPotato November 23, 2020

timebox

Corporate jargon for assigning a deadline to a task, or for completing a task within a specified time frame. Should be used when the words "finish" and "do" provide too much clarity. Invoked primarily by such noted jargonauts as project managers, time management gurus, motivational speakers, process architects, and process weenies.

"Yeah, Peter... you're gonna want to timebox that TPS report for EOD."
"Dammit Bob, you've been working on that forever! Timebox it!"

by mcknz February 26, 2010

Time Cat

A cat that lives in the sun. He controls time and helps/ screws people over by taking them back in time and creating paradoxes. Enjoys long walks in the park and being petted,stroked, but eats people he doesnt like.

Guy 1- ZOMG a time cat took me back to JEWrusaalem and i was jesus!

Guy 2- NO WAYZ!

Jesus- WAY!

by The Time Cat Theif January 12, 2011

Chico Time

The point at which a situation is so grave that it can only be salvaged by moroccan X-Factor contestant Chico Slimani.

You can get delirious
If you take life to serious!
It's Chico Time.

by Mr Tomnus September 10, 2006

Pre-tied Noose

When you carry around an invisible pre-tied noose at all times, then comically jump into if something happens which slightly angers or upsets you.

'This yoghurt is slightly below par! PRE-TIED NOOSE!'
*jumps into it*

by Domo Smooth January 6, 2009

Cinderella time

Cinderella time is midnight.

It was around Cinderella time..., when Stephanie called.

_Spanking Watson_ by Kinky Friedman (1999), p. 165.

by Neil Sapper June 5, 2008