Texas Taco Salad

Is when you throw up inside your girls vajayjay and you fuck her until your throw up becomes a creamy like substance, then you top it off with your own table cream (semen).

My girl wanted to try something new in bed, so i bust out the Texas Taco Salad on her. She hasnt asked for anything new ever since.

by Taconaire September 14, 2009

caesar your salad

this occurs when a girl tosses your salad and gives you a handjob at the same time

Guy 1: Did she caesar your salad too?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 3: Man, that ho is wild.

by Superflycool333 October 9, 2011

bitch salad

A group of boss ass bitches that no one should mess with.

LaQuisha, Ashley, Jessie, Alexa, Madison, and Maddie are all in the bitch salad

by ashholee118 April 23, 2014

tossed seizure salad

The act of tossing an epileptic person's salad, either performed mid-seizure or resulting in a seizure.

You're an asshole for tonguing that epileptic person's asshole.

I tossed an epileptic soyboob's salad yesterday. It tasted like hemp and granola.

I met the perfect guy last night at an epilepsy support group. We had coffee, bagels, and watched a delightful romantic comedy together. Afterward, we went back to my place for a night cap, turned on the strobes, and had some tossed seizure salad for dessert. It was delicious.

by Erykah Badu March 21, 2010

Sea Food Salad

N. The anal secretions of small dogs often smelling like Fish bait or Chum. Fucking Gross!!

God Damn dog scooted her ass on the blanket and it smells like Sea Food Salad.. Fuck!!

by C.A. November 13, 2006

tossed salad eater

someone who eats tossed salad or eats out someones anal cavity.

That's gross I don't want to talk to him, i hear he's a tossed salad eater.

by Tim April 25, 2004

Red Chode Salad

A red chode salad refers to either

a) a swollen red chode which has "tossed the salad" referring to playing with the anal region

or

b) a large chode that has "tossed the salad" too deeply, eg penetrated the anal region too deeply and has ended in a bloody mess

Mellissa: "Bob and I tried to toss the salad last night, but it ended more as a red chode salad"

by ChodeMaster_RCS June 8, 2010