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Atomic Egg Crate

The same as the egg crate, with a slight alteration. In addition to the testicles being placed over the eye sockets of one unsuspecting, conventionally passed out victim, the head of the penis is set either on the victims lips (if mouth is closed) or lowered down into their mouth (if mouth is open). Cameras still remain a prevalent force.
"Dude, the sisuation was set up perfectly. I was gonna give that moron an egg crate, but he was passed out snoring, head up, and mouth wide open. I had to but the atomic egg crate. It's what Jesus would've done."
by wrightr333 April 29, 2009
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Egg fried rice

Callum identifies as egg fried rice. Callum is odd
by Tilt April 5, 2019
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dirty fried egg

When you spadge on flat tits/boobies during a breakfast sex marathon.
ooooohhhhh id love to give you a dirty fried egg!!!!
by Shaggydoo19 August 2, 2017
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Bumlock Egg Whisk

Putting someone in a bumlock (similar to a headlock) and then whisking their rectum with the other hand.
I bent the lass over and give her the old bumlock egg whisk special
by tjs343 January 18, 2023
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We Are All Egg

An extremely deep philosophy believed to be created in the summer of 2018. The origins of how it was created has never been specified. The philosophers who created this phrase may have been on crack. The phrase We Are All Egg can be used in any context.
Do you ever just think about the deeper meaning of life?

Yes. We Are All Egg. Hail Gru
by supercoolfriend October 21, 2019
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naked egg taco

Taco Bell breakfast item associated with painful and explosive diarrhea 2 to 3 hours after consumption
Hey dude, what happened to Darren?

Aw man idiot had a naked egg taco for breakfast and is home shitting his brains out
(Diarrhea), (Hershey squirts)
by Walter Mai Tai November 14, 2017
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Yorkshire Creme Egg

A roasted pigeon filled with semen
Josh: im so hungry right now
Ed: I've just finished making a Yorkshire creme egg if you want it
by 25567 November 22, 2017
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