dan

never lies

dan never lies

by bibbullock70 July 10, 2020

dan

dan is a very sweet hearted boy who is stoned all the time , he is very caring and looks like he needs a hug. he will comfort you when you need it and will be there for you . he may have times where he wants a little wank but he is genuine . he will care for you , if you have a dan in your life you are lucky because it will be hard to let go of him

dan is a stoner

by anonymous August 15, 2023

Dan's iPod

Used in reference to a person or venue playing unquestionably terrible music.

"This music is shit, have they plugged in Dan's iPod?"

by thornbrook April 19, 2025

DAN

Delusional ass nigga

This DAN really thinks we’re in a relationship all because I talked to him when he needed a friend

by TittiBoi21 October 2, 2021

Ugly Dan

Ugly Dan is a fat hag who only cares about money and fame and uses you for food and money.

Ugly Dan: Hey be my friend

Girl 1: Ok

Ugly Dan: Lets go to your house we can have food there oh and can I have some money to buy something I don’t have any allowance.

Girl 1: Um, ok. Here’s 10,000$

Ugly Dan: SORRY I have to go.

by toby x shrek August 12, 2021

Dan

Dan is that one friend that everyone has that falls in love with the first woman that looks at him, so much so that he would ditch his life long friends for, even if she looks like his fat twin sister with shovel hands & is build like a tractor!

Don't worry single desperate mums their is a dan out there for all of you.

by Funkyfarts February 16, 2023

Dan the can

Dan the can is used to describe the kawaiiest person alive.

Dan the can.

by Dan the can December 22, 2023