Taco Moon Pie

When a person with female genitalia bends over and rips their pants and all the business shows. See also: sausage moon pie (male genitalia)

Ugh! I was so embarrassed when I had my tights pants on and gave everyone a taco moon pie when I dropped my pen.

by PTA mom123 September 15, 2022

crying to the moon

To swear and scream in vain, because nobody can hear you or nobody cares.

There's no chance to make him understand, I'm just crying to the moon.

by tripps42 March 11, 2018

Sweetie Moon

The nickname you use for your sweet lover who appreciates the moon.

“I love you, sweetie moon”.

by BrandonDavis69420 May 6, 2020

by the moon and the stars in the sky

When you make a promise that you can NEVER break

Man 1: hey bro can I tell you something?
Man 2: sure!
Man 1: ok but don’t tell anyone.
Man 2: I swear by the moon and the stars in the sky I will tell not a soul

by Ballstickler October 7, 2023

Desmond the moon bear

The best character in the asdf movie

How did I get here? quoted by desmond the moon bear

by anonymous March 9, 2023

Moon Gooning

A tribal ritual just brought back into light of a group of people with elk skulls and bison hides in a circle on a mountain top exposed to the moon vigorously masturbating until sunrise.

You tryna cum with the boys tonight and try moon gooning?

by Eight legged Chinese man April 20, 2024

Bad Moon

When you go to moon someone and there is shit on your ass

OH NO was mooning someone and it turned into a Bad Moon

by Mahbobeh May 27, 2023