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Absorbent Taco

Occurring only to females, the act of having a maxi pad, tampon, or any period absorbing product fold inside the vagina with a small portion of the ends sticking out.
This is the last time I use maxi pad; I literally sit down in my chair, and what happens? It slides up into an Absorbent Taco.
by MyDadHitsMe October 24, 2017
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Mr. Taco

A chain of hole-in-the-wall taco restaurants in southern California, famous for producing life-changing diarrhea in those who bravely consume it's menu items.
Mr. Taco gave me the most amazing case of Fire Hose Ass I have ever experienced.
by sparhavoc October 9, 2016
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Taco brother

When two or more guys date the same girl
by 5555two April 16, 2017
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upside taco

Damn i had some awesome upside taco last night! She moaned like a bitch
by Boom.bitch June 21, 2016
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Boy Taco

A boy taco is a guy with a good ass
Guy: Hey Kyle, don't you think Alex has a total boy taco

Guy 2: What the fuck Tim
by Mydadisdead June 4, 2017
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Glossy taco

Simply Nailogicals intended mispronouncation of "Glossy top coat"; The final layer og nailpolish added to make the design shine more, make the manicure last longer, and bring out the holo
Cristine: And now, to seal it al in, we are gonna add a nice, thick coat of glossy taco
by WTFviking July 16, 2017
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glossy taco

Youtuber, SimplyNailogical's slang for the glossy top coat that is put on top of dry nail polish.
Cristine says, "Now let's put on some glossy taco! Or even better, some HOLO glossy taco!!!" in akward contry accent
Instead of:
Normal people say, "now I am going to put on a glossy top coat on top of the dry nail polish" in a boring monotone
by Candice Appella April 18, 2018
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