point minus thirty-free

when you've been so out of touch with the world and are suddenly invited to a job interview.

"do i go naked. do i speak french-russian. do i remove my piercings. do i offer to work for free. do i say please and thank you."
"woman, you are point zero, no, point minus thirty-free."

by Krkič September 25, 2020

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point 0.5

when you've been so out of touch with the world. as soon as you step outside and interact with people, you realise its what you had been missing. i mean, theres kids asking to hug you, how can you not

"do i say yes. do i take part. do i give. do i care. do i come back?"
"woman, you're at point zero, no, point 0.5"

by Krkič September 25, 2020

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Four points of contact

Noun: 1) the Australian national standard of boat passenger safety

Example:
Captain: “Get in the boat, it’s not safe to be there while we are moving!”
Passenger: “F U captain, I have four points of contact”
Captain: “True, carry on”

by Scurvy Sailor October 6, 2020

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Triple Point Shit

When you go to take a shit and it comes out in three stages of matter at once

Scientist: Did you know that at its triple point, a material can exist as a solid, liquid, and gas simultaneously?
Me 5 minutes ago: Guess I just took a triple point shit then

by virescent October 8, 2020

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