Vanilla yogurt suprise

When you masturbate into a cup of vanilla yogurt and serve it to your guests as h'ors deuvres at a ritzy party... Especially effective if you have herpes or syphilis.

Jesus0f SUBURBlA (1:17:58 AM): I masturbate into cups of vanilla yogurt and serve them as euderves at my ritzy house par-tays
warm like toast (1:14:57 AM): you are hilarious
Jesus0f SUBURBlA (1:15:05 AM): why
Jesus0f SUBURBlA (1:15:25 AM): is it because i kill hobos

by Stank Queen December 5, 2004

superbowl surprise

a huge explosive fart brought upon by an injury

When Brent jumped on Hilary's guts, she let loose a huge Superbowl Surprise.

by frijole January 10, 2009

halal surprise

Halal surprise is used to describe meat served in many fast food joints (mc donalds, kfc etc) that are in general not haram (like pig meat, although these are also considered halal surprise - the surprise element of eating before realising it isn't halal!), but that have not been reared and slaughtered according to Islamic teachings

Dude: Dude, I'm so hungover...i'm going to mcdonalds for some cheeseburger. Would you like some?
Muslim: No halal surprise for me, thanks!

by halal surprise inventor March 12, 2009

sweetcorn surprise

When one finishes pooping to find that their poop is filled with sweetcorn. The sweetcorn is more of a surprise if one cannot recall consuming sweetcorn that day.

Helen was just about to flush her massive log when she noticed a delightful sweetcorn surprise!

by Lawley Peacock-Charlesworth April 1, 2009

Himalyan Surprise

**The act of an anglo gentleman having his way with his african american wifes cat. She arrives home and gets mother f*#!&^n pissed and throws his white ass out in the snow.

** himalyan surprise, see above

by sophie sinister August 11, 2009

Chocolate Yogurt Surprise

1. a cup of yogurt in which chocolate is found.

2. When a guy shits in the girls mouth, then she eats yogurt. The guy then proceeds to stir the mix in her mouth with his dick and then she gives him head.

When John and Mary had no more ideas for their crazy sex games, John gave her a Chocolate Yogurt Surprise.

by Journalism man May 20, 2009

Mr Plums Surprise

the exposure of male genitalia in a public place, most commonly public transport. Eg a train, bus, taxi etc...

The first person to then notice this unusual display then gets a slap and "MR PLUMS SURPRISE" shouted loudly at their face.

Person: hey john, that guy has his balls out.

SMACK

Exposer:MR PLUMS SURPRISE!!!!!

by snatchbandit February 10, 2010