slutty surprise

When someone unexpectedly sends you nudes without you asking for them.

I was just texting her and suddenly I got this slutty surprise

by the grand willy 69 November 19, 2014

Southern surprise

When the genitals don’t match what you assumed.

Took home this gal that defined as a woman last night and got the southern surprise. Went to touch her bean and found her tree trunk.

by Bootyandbeast16 August 3, 2023

Snot Surprise

When a male collects all of the snot he can , and stuffs it in his foreskin before an oral sex act to surprise his partner with extra taste.

I'm going to give my partner with a snot surprise tonight.

by TheRatcliffe September 12, 2025

Pablo cereal surprise

The sexual act of when a man goes ahead and nuts into an unprotected woman. This woman proceeds to become pregnant and have the baby. There are two steps that can be done in place of each other. The first is to shove cereal down the baby’s throat and toss the newborn in the box down the toilet. The second is to run away with all the cereal and steal any cereal that the woman buys

Yo I pulled a Pablo cereal surprise on that hoe so hard! I get all the cereal!

by pissthan January 13, 2018

Surprise Party

When you and your friend arrive at your house, you run well ahead of them and slam the door shut. Once inside, quickly attach yourself to the doorknob “butt plug style”. When the knob turns inside your anus and your friend pushes on the door…SURPRISE!!!

Don’t let Jed beat you to the house, last time he hit me with the surprise party!

by Bortt October 17, 2020

Surprise Bag

The act of ejaculating into your hand after direct intercourse from behind, and smearing it into your partners face without warning. A customary shout of "SURPRISE" should follow

Chris 1: "Man, my girlfriend is really pissing me off"

Chris 2: "You should tell her off!"

Chris 1: "I'll just give her a Surprise Bag"

Chris 3: "SURPRISE!!"

by Mr.Watch and Game June 17, 2011

western surprise

Taking a cattleman’s revolver and shoving the barrel into a woman’s ass while you’re fucking her and then scream “this town ain’t big enough for the two of us”

My wife took the kids and left after I gave her a western surprise.

by LordCatbagger June 18, 2022