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Peoria Corn Snake 

The boys and girls in Peoria, IL have had several sex ed classes and are well aware of using condoms when appropriate. But high unemployment prevents many to seek less expensive solutions. So one enterprising person invented the Peoria Corn snake. You hollow out a corn cob prior to having sex and at the right moment, one slips it on. This provides an effective alternative to pricey over the counter condoms.
Geese I wanted to tag Betty but ... damn she said "no protection ... no entry". So I met this fella who turned me on to the Peoria Corn Snake. Slipped that ole baby on and Betty spread like an eagle. Even said she paid no mind to the husk I left on for decoration.
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Sucky Sucky Snake 

When a girl is blowing you and all of a sudden she sucks too hard and sucks all of the semen out of your dick before you can blow your load.
Bro I was fucking my girl last night and she sucky sucky snaked me. It hurt like hell!
Sucky Sucky Snake by Mumxii July 26, 2016

Juicing the Snake

The Male equivalent to the popular "popping your cherry". The snake referring to the shaft of the penis, while the juice is the ejaculate respectively.
"Mom, don't call me tonight. I'm gonna be out Juicing the Snake."

one eyed toilet snake 

Another word the appendage hanging from between your legs (if you are [male}) and also the appendage from which the all-important, pee-storing balls hang from.
Hey Vanessa, I know you love snakes, so I thought you might want to take a look at my one eyed toilet snake.

strangle the snake 

What a male says when he is going to masterbate.
Chad: Hey imma go strangle the snake
Emma: What do you mean?
Chad: Imma go masterbate to photos of you

Emma: ...

jake the snake 

the phrase 'jake the snake' refers to a game, which tests one's ability to jump over a rope, the 'snake,' who happens to be named jake.
shall we play jake the snake?
jake the snake by jakewuzhere November 9, 2018

The Big Snake 

Phrase used to describe the Harvard Economics Department. Likely originates from the derogatory "snake" used to define Harvard students interested in embodying the word "pretentious."
He's a professor for The Big Snake.
The Big Snake by _Onamonapia December 19, 2019