the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel

Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006

chocolate salty balls 

a specialty cooked by the pimp character chef on the show south park. also refers to his balls.

Stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em.- Chef, referring to his chocolate salty balls

chocolate salty balls by RMG October 27, 2004

chocolate salty balls 

A type of chocolate candy cooked by Chef on south park (played be r&b singer Isaac hayes). the name leads to many double entendras on the show, making it a recurring gag during the episode "chef's chocolate salty balls", as well as appearing on the CD "chef aid: the south park album"

*song chef sings while selling his candy

hey everybody have you seen my balls?
they're big and salty and brown
if you ever need a quck pick me up
just stick my balls in your mouth

ooo, suck on my chocolate salty balls
put em in your mouth,
put em in your mouth and suck em and suck em

chocolate salty balls by Chef aid April 23, 2007

Don't be Salty 

see salty

salty- to be angry, infuriated, or annoyed.

when someone becomes upset with you. Tell them not to be so salty, or "Don't be salty" about...

Don't be Salty by Ryne and Reid October 7, 2006

Getting Salty 

To get uppity, angry with, mouthy,or just plain sassy. To talk back or try to pick a fight with words.

"Whoa- don't go getting salty with me just because you had a bad day!"

Getting Salty by MickB January 20, 2009

the salty rusticus

A Salty Rusticus is to have your old lady eat a can of cream corn then eat out her arse hole 24 hrs later.
Then drink an export to wash out your mouth

jim gave his wife the salty rusticus for their anniversary.

the salty rusticus by Cool-murda November 6, 2017

the salty spittoon 

A popular club where all the toughest of the tough gather to commence in fights and parties.

Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?

the salty spittoon by Hash slinging slasher! July 23, 2014