Salty salad

When a person Jack's off or ejaculates semen onto the salad and the so the called persons intimate partner eats the salad.

Asher why did you make a Salty salad

by Henry McDoniel March 4, 2024

SALTY

Salty: Term invented by sociopaths, narcissists, psychopaths and borderlines to justify their abuse, and victim blame those who disagree with them. Middle finger to all the trolls who disagree:)

Jim was salty when Tina and James spread false rumors about him at work.

by JR1976 November 4, 2018

salty nachos

A form of gay foreplay including one man ejaculating onto a chip and feeding it to his partner

“Hey man before we start this thing, let’s have a salty nacho first” salty nachos- noun

by J-ezzle April 21, 2018

Salty lozenge

Whacking off into your belly button. Letting it congeal, then popping the residue in your mouth.

Those oysters remind me of a salty lozenge

by Soggy lozenge June 4, 2021

Salty

Adam O Dea

"Wow, Adam is really salty today."

by Merk Toot January 23, 2017

Salty

An adjective used to describe someone who is extremely aggressive and rude to others. A salty person frequently uses insults and sarcasm, often leaving everyone they talk to salty as well.

Tadd is always so god damn salty that it physically dehydrates me when I speak to him.

by SaltQueen September 4, 2016

salty

A person who's salty gets annoyed at the slightest things. They express their annoyances aggressively and persistently.

The enemies of a salty person are sodium bombs, dragons, and trolls.
The allies of a salty person are relaxing activities such as practicing music, or going for long walks on the beach.

Troll: Man you are so salty.
Salty: I am not salty! You need to stop saying I'm salty because it's wrong!

Troll: You prove my point.

by Turducken_Burger April 21, 2017