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Eat my shorts

A sexual thing if you a girl wants the D right now they may say “oh my god eat my shorts”
Person 1-“wanna fuck
Person2-“I don’t know
Person 1-“eat my shorts”
by Kagsldvkabdjd December 18, 2017
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short

you
you are short
by JamalJacksonSUS April 4, 2022
mugGet the shortmug.

Short staffing

Sounds like a believable excuse to some people except some stores were already putting signs on their doors saying they would open later than the usual time they open, or that they wouldn't be open at hours they were usually open long before the pandemic began, when staff was abundant.
Short staffing isn't what's keeping some businesses closed.
by The Original Agahnim November 3, 2021
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Short

Dang she’s short
by Dolanxxxx May 7, 2019
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short stall

Location of a toilet in restroom where you sit down. Opposite of tall stall where you stand up to pee.
Text: Sitting at short stall rn
by yes juanito yes August 31, 2022
mugGet the short stallmug.

National Kick a short person day

Created to counter national kick a tall person day
Hey, did you hear that its National Kick a Short Person day? Its when you kick short people under 170cm
by dan1eaa January 20, 2023
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Jacob Short

The most caring and loving boy you will ever meet. He's so sweet and tries his absolute hardest to make you feel wanted. He's truly such a pure genuine soul and always loves to help people that he cares about.
'Person 1: "OMG! Do you see Jacob Short over there?!? He's so caring and kind."
Person 2: "Oh yes, Jacob Short, such a sweet boy!"
by purplegirl11111 August 23, 2019
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