Ryan Jones

When a young adult enters a disabled toilet leaving them vulnerable. His mates open the door whilst he tries to hide his package.
Hey Ryan Jones was trying to hide his package earlier!
by Blackdidi September 24, 2018
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Saturday Ryan

When the moon is visible on your hemisphere Saturday takes a hold of Ryan transforming him into Saturday Ryan. Upon transformation Saturday Ryan begins kissing, licking, and seducing everyone around him regardless of gender, age, or race. It can get very inappropriate but limits the use of homophobic slurs.
"Saturday Ryan sucked my ear on Saturday." - Evan M. -23y.o.
by SaturdaysAreForTheBois February 08, 2020
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Ryan Mason

some random ass dude hes a fat noob who deserves nothing but pain (this guy doesnt exist at all btw)
guy : hey guys do u know Ryan Mason other guy: yeah i heard hes a fat fuck
by truh November 12, 2020
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Ryan Blue

A great Vocalist, Outstanding Guitar player who has the most gorgeous eyes and smile you'll ever see on stage.
Ryan Blue travels to various states such as Pennsylvania, Florida and California performing for large groups and audiences of all ages.

He is by far sexy and talented, dont deny the Blue.
by Kloie4kix March 26, 2011
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Ryan Sribar

Ryan Sribar is somebody who cannot physically brings himself to say “no” and/or cannot show signs of assertiveness because he’s soft. Some people call him a simp because he can be simpy.
Girl: You see that guy over there? I’m going to ask him for a ride.
Girl #2: Oh, that’s Ryan Sribar. He can’t say no because he’s a simp.
by Ryanisasimp1234 December 10, 2019
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Ryan McConnell

Biggest cock in strabane (quite literally) it hurt going in
Ryan McConnell has a 8inch cock
by Fartingfaggot203 June 22, 2020
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Ryan Alpers

The sexiest man alive. Has an attractive body, that attracts Jings and women. He eats more than a cow, yet the six pack of a God.
I wish Ryan Alpers would touch my weiner....
by Ryan Alpers beast September 29, 2011
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