Jesus was Palestinian

Something commonly said by the performatively woke, more for its shock value than for any sense of history. In reality, Jesus was a Jew whose entire shtick depended on him being allegedly descended from King David of Judah, i.e. on him being not only Jewish, but a Judahite specifically. He was also literally born in Judah, allegedly.

"Jesus was Palestinian!"

"Do you want to take on the burden of antisemitism and the violence Jews have experienced at the hands of Christians since Jesus was killed by the Romans? Unless you do, don't appropriate our ancestors."

by Queen Buttrix March 12, 2022

palmeiras

a brazilian soccer team

Go Palmeiras!
Palmeiras defeats corinthians

by geanara September 30, 2008

palm treeing

When youre so stoned and you sway like a palm tree.

I'm so stoned palm treeing.

by rawrface February 15, 2015

palm

a part of your hand which most people dont know is a much better substitute for a fist when your hitting something. The reasons for this is because an open hand is more relaxed and is thus more powerful. It is also safer because the skin on your knuckles can split easily. You also have a smaller chance to break your fingers.

Smart people use palm strikes intead of fists when fighting

by Jimmy the Reaper August 19, 2006

sarah palin

A completely and totally unqualified, and rather terrifying, Vice Presidential Nominee. Also known as a joke.

"Can you believe that John McCain chose Sarah Palin as his running mate?"

"No, I can't- the bitch is fucking crazy. She's just Bush in Heels."

by textbookenemy October 24, 2008

Paladin

An elusive class in World of Warcraft.

I'm a little paladin short and stout
Here is my hammer here is my mount
When trouble comes I scream and shout
Then I bubble and hearthstone out.

by xdpirate January 4, 2009

New Palestine

(A.K.A. New Pal) An all around fairly nice town. If you were to select Hancock country and tell a baby to put it's finger on it somewhere, that's basically where the high school is located. Very random location surrounded by cornfields everywhere. High school gets good grades compared to other schools in the state, however, drug use is very high at the high school as weed (Marijuana) is almost as common as corn in New Palestine. Majority of people who live in New Palestine are rather modern and live in decent looking neighborhoods surrounded by nice people. The high school is known best for their 2000-2008 baseball team since they one state one some year in between there. And the Girls Soft Ball team for winning state a few times in a row recently. And Wrestling is a big part of New Palestine after they had a very good coach come throug. Team's did very well having him coach them. Majority of the New Palestine community is White (Caucasian) due to KKK rallies in the early history of New Palestine. After all, the mascot of the high school is the "Dragons"... New Palestine is still "slowly" gaining more of an African American population nowadays although there are still a select few Racists around. New Palestine teenager's used to be heavily influenced by Rap music until the recent 2009-20010 age where teens where getting into Metalcore and music like that and they proceeded to have an increasingly growing population of metalheads, scenes, emos, and hipsters.

Guy 1 "So, New Palestine dominated at sectionals"

Guy 2 "Yeah, it was great. After the game we went and smoked some weed and listened to metalcore."

Guy 1 "Nice."

by Chungers March 10, 2011