elton john is One of the best musicians ever to grace the world. once straight now homo, but that does not matter when you produse music like his. others hate him because he is 1. gay 2. soft. 3. amazing
Goth. elton john sucks
Me (with gun). no you suck, fuck the dark lord (shoots gun into goth's stomach)
Me (with gun). no you suck, fuck the dark lord (shoots gun into goth's stomach)
by jballadelahood June 11, 2006
Get the elton johnmug. an original gangster that has a little extra meat on they're bones. the term was created by e-40 as a reference to himself as an origninal gangster
by John William McLaughlin August 22, 2006
Get the phat johnmug. another far right reactionary who pretends to be a moderate so he can get votes for his anti-choice pro-coporate war-mongering policies. Has a black baby and went crazy in Vietnam after getting his ass whooped by POWs. Also in the mid 1980's caught in the middle of the Keating Five S&L scandal. Dodged trouble because of the so called "liberal" media.
No matter what the corporate media says, this man has no base in his party, and will not win over moderate voters. They will see that he is another right wing fascist. Not even his black baby will vote for him.
by John Michaels February 15, 2005
Get the John McCainmug. Man 1: Yo man I just took this massive fucking shit
Man 2: Did you clog the toilet?
Man 1: Yes.
Man 2: Haha, you just fucking John Kelly'd it!
Man 2: Did you clog the toilet?
Man 1: Yes.
Man 2: Haha, you just fucking John Kelly'd it!
by Bruce_Balboa May 14, 2015
Get the John Kellymug. by Spartacus778 August 13, 2006
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Get the John Olivermug. 