Swag-O-Meter

A scale used to determine precisely how "gangster" an individual(usually a wigger or poser) is during the day. This is usually based on apparel, way of talking, and possible dick-up-the-ass walking. This is measured in Guzmans or "guzies".

Yo dawg, check out Carlos today. He's matching his hat with his KFC uniform. That's like 9 guzies on the Swag-O-Meter!

by Skate Jibbergoon Bitch August 21, 2009

Swag Through The Roof

The point when all the rules of swag are followed perfectly and the world as a whole acknowledges the perfection of swag. Generally followed by an exclamation of Swagger

That boy has Swag through the roof

by GreyFox7510 October 2, 2011

D-bag swag

A male who has swag and gets a lot of females, but is a total douche bag.

John gets all the females, but he's a douche, Therefore, he has d-bag swag.

by T-baaaag August 24, 2009

Turn my swag on

To put on (donne) one's clothes and accessories, including jewellery, watches and general 'bling'.

Person 1: Yo nigga, you outa bed yet?

'Nigga': Yeah man, just got to turn my swag on then we can roll.

by Klushrio March 14, 2009

Top Button Swag

When someone has all of their buttons done up on a polo shirt and it looks nice/good.

Person 1 - "Whoah, Lydia has all her buttons done up on her polo shirt, it looks really nice."
Person 2 - "She has top button swag obviously."

by chexxa November 26, 2011

too much swag

having so much swagg your the king of swag

Pauly D from the Jersey Shore: "If you look up 'too much swag' in the dictionary, you'll see a big picture of my face."

by Anonymuslolololol March 10, 2012

Ultimate Emmet Swag

Chris Pratt is the originator of Emmet Swag. Because he played the incredible character Emmet, from the awesome movie, The Lego Movie. So he gets the transcendent title of having "Ultimate Emmet Swag".

- "You know Chris Pratt?"
"From The Lego Movie and Guardians of the Galaxy?"
"Yeah! He has Ultimate Emmet Swag!"

by Jacobawitz1 July 6, 2014