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"Short term" so "What happens WITHIN your lifespan (rather than outside of it)" Hedonistic which means "Your own desire forged by your own will or pleasure seeking" and Gratification means "Satisfaction of desire or pleasure seeking. It's a semanticly redundant phrase that Jordan likes to get paid to spout that literally translates to "Now pleasure pleasure"
Dr. JeepJorp "You're obsessed with your own short-term hedonistic gratification! If you weren't so evil and psychopathic you would be more concerned with my kids getting the things THEY desire during THEIR lifespans! THEIR short term hedonistic gratification! If I had to do it then EVERYONE should have to do it! I mean, not for their own kids because they might not ever have them but for MY kids! They have a responsibility TO ME to do that think I said!"

Hym "No. I don't. You're trying to harvest my organs."

JeepJorp "You, um, owe it to YOURSELF! Yes, um, yeah I invoke your own self interest as the reasom you need to be harvested by me for my kids!"

Hym "I thought I wasn't owed anything. The only thing I'm owed in life is the choice between consenting to the harvesting of my organs and not doing that?"

JeepJorp "Yeah, um... It's Jesus! Jesus is, um, he said a thing though... Right? Like, he said stuff and... He loved having his organs harvested! He forgave us for... You know... Not knowing stuff, right?"
by Hym Iam January 11, 2024
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Short-dicked

A man with a dick so short that is similar to a man with no dick
Hey there you short-dicked man, go fuck yourself like Black Salami
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Purple Shorts

When someone takes your pants, and like guillotines them before taking a sharpee and purpling all that's left over.
Robespierre: Off with his pants!

Random ah dude: Aye, aye, sir!

Robespierre: Now sharpee him!

*Random dude then colors in with purple sharpee to give him purple shorts*
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National short kid day

Every kid under 5’5, will be appreciated by giving them your snap (if your not ugly) and giving them a hug. Through (September 1st to August 31st)
Where is my hug at its national short kid day did you forget?
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2 pence short of a cent

Mate you’re 2 pence short of a cent
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short gold

Some one who's short and has gold on him everyday
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Short

Lukas... is... short... and.... MEAN
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