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Cat ninja 

It has been said that long, long ago, a young boy who was but only 9 years old, witness the gruesome and brutal murder of his beloved parents by the " Hell Hounds" an international street gang/mafia/bad guys...poor little boy found himself wondering on the lonely and terrifying streets.

When something....

Something unbelievable happened !!

A big black cat with a ninja mask and a scratch on it's left eye with gray spiky hair has taken that boy and desided to raise him like one of its own.

9 years have past since then...the young boy has finally become a man and has been taught and trained by the black cat which at the end made the boy become the first ever Cat Ninja, after that, the cat ninja swore that he will find the Hell Hounds and kill every last one of them.

...and so he did
Bad guy: Give me your money, jewelry and BBQ !

Civilian: Never ! because i've just called Cat Ninja :)

Bad guy: OOOHH FISH BALLS !!!
Cat ninja by DannyRanDazzle September 23, 2011
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corduroy ninja

A person, or manoeuvre, that is not particularly stealthy or well thought out; self-sabotage of your own endeavours through inadvertent ignorance
A corduroy ninja can be caught hiding behind a curtain that doesn't reach all the way to the floor, cleaning his ear with an ice pick, or jumping off a pier when he can't swim
corduroy ninja by Reubarbarian August 15, 2011

Cum Ninja 

A very stealthy motherfucker that blows a load before you know it.
Jesus, that was one cum ninja.
Cum Ninja by TylerStevenson January 3, 2017

ninja sauce 

Ranch dressing, or a slight derivative thereof so named for its variety of food combination possibilites.
"Why are you using ketchup with those fries? Here, try some of my ninja sauce."
In chat, it is the act of saying something before someone else. It only counts if someone else actually says the same thing afterwards.
JKuang: 24,495 = "Over 24,000"

Puppettron: weird, 24,495 is over 24,000

CraziAsian: ninja'd

ninja of the night 

go to narutochuunin.com, go to multimeadia and download Ninja of the NIght AMV. tis some funny ass shit man. Naruto RAWCKS! and i am no Narutard!
"In the confusion of a smoke bomb i can remove your bra and you wouldnt even notice. i can jump roof. to roof. and get my friends free cable, its bad ass. i used my chinese star to pick the locks and steal your car. ROCK AND ROLE!"
ninja of the night by jo mama October 3, 2004
a rhyming derivative of Ginger... ie a Redheaded person.
"watch out here comes a Ginger Ninja" or "Nobody likes Ninjas"
ninja by zkpilot March 11, 2008