New Year's Evegotism 

The generic term for the predictable "I've had such a great (insert year), look at what I did" status updates and tweets in the lead up to the new year.

"Urgh, I hate Facebook this time of year."

"Yeah, my timeline's covered with New Year's Evegotism"

New Year's Evegotism by Hammeh_ December 31, 2013

new jersey flyer 

When someone ties anal beads to a kite, sticks it in their ass, and flies it high in the wind while yelling, "I AM THE MIGHTY THUNDER GOD!"

John: "What the hell is that?"

Robert: "New Jersey flyer. Don't ask."

new jersey flyer by EricaTruth February 15, 2014

new york napalm 

The act of running over another whilst simultaneously excreting upon them. The New York napalm can be improved if the runner has spicy faecal matter, for example having a spicy curry the night before.

"Elaine got a right good New York napalm,you can really tell she has a rash on her chest. Must have been matts vindaloo"

"Dude I know she's wearing a really low top. You can tell what's happened"

new york napalm by Luke Gooden April 26, 2014

new suburbanist 

A dilussional version of a 'new urbanist'. A person that buys a new condo in a newly rehabilitated building in any downtown - then bitches about the noise, smells and crime. Drives three blocks to work, preaches the evils of fossil fuels and never takes the bike off the top of the car.

These people will also vote to spend sacks of tax dollars on miles of bike paths - that go NOWHERE. NO fucking WHERE!

"I wonder how much extra fuel I am using with that bike on top of my car - I mean per year? Hang on - I see a crowd - I think I'll go over and walk with them."

"Boy, you are one silly son of a bitch, a real 'new suburbanist'. Why don't you sell your spot downtown and move yourself out of harms way?"

new suburbanist by unkleheavy June 21, 2014

New Jersey Shrimp Parm 

The act of having sex with a girl while on her period with no condom. As the man is about to ejaculate he pulls out and blows his man juice all over the girl's bloody vagina. Therefore giving the image of shrimp parm.

I was banging this chick and pulled out an gave her some New Jersey shrimp parm.

New Jersey Shrimp Parm by Deuce Master December 1, 2014

New Year's Resolution 

A reachable goal that you don't bother to reach

Friend #1: Why didn't you stop overeating?
Friend #2: It was a new year's resolution

New Year's Resolution by kittycatgirl99 December 29, 2014

new poor 

those with little experience being broke, lacking the savvy and wisdom of professional urban survivalists.

"Damn these new poor, on my spot!" "Hey, you! Back the hell off my turf, one panhandler per corner!"

"Don't let any of those new poor follow you back to CardBoard City or I'll cut ya!"

"Look at the blood on this dumpster edge...hilarious. Had to be from climbin' in. These new poor don't know they ass from a hole in a groun."

dumpster divas

new poor by 6uldv8 July 25, 2016