Parts Ninja

Someone, anyone who sneaks into your area and steals parts from your shopstock subverting the system. These individuals can and will rape any inventory levels.

Brandon looks over at his shop stock to see Darnell rapeing his inventory levels and yells: Hey! Isnt that what production control is for?

Darnell turns to Brandon with an evil grin throws a smoke bomb at is feet and disapears into the smoke!

Brandon screams: Damn you Parts Ninja!

by Cr@zy76 October 27, 2011

emo fruit ninja

When you take a knife and start slashing the hell out of your arm because you hate yourself and your life

When i get home, i want to play emo fruit ninja.

by FreakyBoii69 February 22, 2018

ginga ninja

A red/auburn haired male who can hold his own in hand to hand combat, and usually wins with a strike you were not expecting.

"Damn that white boy gots some mad squabbles son! Look at that red hair, must be some kind of ginga ninja!

by Fluffy small pants June 11, 2011

Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus

Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!

To go kicking evil's ass whenever there's a scare.
He’s got a mean lean katana and some cool facial hair.
And Whenever there is trouble he's gonna be right there!
He’s Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!

Now who’s the Samurai robot who always wins?
The Swashbuckling Savior who’ll absolve your sins?
Who Traveled back in time and chopped off Hitlers head?
Who won the civil war and came back from the dead?
He’s Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!

In three days time he'll rise again.
When it comes to acting stealthy he scores a ten!
Instead of Chinese stars he throws unlevened bread!
Then he drinks a pint of spirits straight to his head.
He’s Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!

Who diced up Pol Pot like Teriaki Steak?
Who gave the great Ghangis Kahn all that he could take?
Who used his massive cyborg arm to crush the Axis dead?
Who pumped the Germans in the Rhine full of Pirate lead?
Who kung fu kicks anyone who sells mind altering drugs?
Who'll infect a robber with scurvy for everyone he mugs?
He’s Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!

Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!

Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus is better than all other Jesuses.

by GrogMcGee January 20, 2009

Pit Ninja

Someone, usually male and in thier teens to mid 20s, who will attend shows such as a Emmure, Bring Me The Horizon, Whitechapel and will throw dangerously high kicks and punches. Nobody knows why they can't stick to good old moshing, but for some reason they prefer to risk kicking people in the face and being a Pit Ninja.

Man, those Pit Ninjas at As Blood Runs Black last night were fucking annoying, one nearly caught me right in the face. If they turn up at a Morbid Angel show doing that they'l have their legs broken off.

by Sorry I can't think of one July 26, 2009

Birdy Ninja

The act of preparing a womens asshole for anal intercourse finger by finger until all fingers from both hands are involved in a vigorous "pecking" motion. The participant then resembles a hybrid creature known as a birdy ninja.

"I didnt fit at first so i had to birdy ninja her asshole"

by treazy November 2, 2011

teenage mutant ninja turtles

Was a really cool show before those damn Power Rangers came and fucked everything up with their sissy Zords.

Turtle Power! Cowabunga!

by AYB March 22, 2003