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Smoking Music

Music you listen to when you're stoned.
Certain types of music are more enjoyable while high, like reggae and rap, but everyone's preferences are different.
cypress hill, bone thugs n harmony, bob marley - all classic smoking music artists.
by adl;fjioqwerioqwenjkzcxkjv October 16, 2008
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musical dialect

varieties of tribal expression, music being a universal language still has dialects only spoken by certain tribes
this should be considered by a 'music nazi'!!!!!
that death metal just isn't a musical dialect i speak

that slick nashville 'country' is an odd dialect
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
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penis music

Please give examples of penis music!
by Krkič January 10, 2022
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douche music

Any genre of techno that has a rhythmic bass beat in the background. Douche, douche, douche, douche is how it will sound.

What Asians listen to.
"Dude, they played THE most AMAZING douche music last weekend at the club."

Hannah:Lets listen to aphex twins!
Jared: Pump up the douche!
by Jared Fucking Jackson January 14, 2008
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face the music

In addition to the "standard" definition of someone's coming forward and submitting to others' wrath over some stupid blunder/selfish misbehavior that he has committed, this term can also refer to the guilty individual's sentence being that he is obliged to listen to one or more horridly-performed vocal/instrumental selections, or to endure a period of a music-type that he abhors, such as if he only likes crash 'n' bash hard-rock/heavy-metal, but is forced to endure an hour of opera or chamber music.
excerpt from an old late-'90's Reader's Digest article that humorously speaks about how many teenagers absolutely loathe hearing their "musically impaired" parents sing anything, and thus how forcing them to listen to said ear-grating vocalizing would be a far more effective punishment/crime-deterrent than any currently-employed methods, such as fines or jail: Judge, gravely: Young man, this is the third time you've come before me in this courtroom. This is a very serious situation.
Juvenile delinquent, sullenly: Yeah, whatever.
Judge: Your previously-lenient punishment does not seem to be working. Your behavior has not improved at all, and so I am going to have to give you the very stiffest sentence possible in this case --- you're really going to have to "face the music" now.
Juvenile delinquent, shrugging with a devil-may-care attitude: Yeah, what else is new?? So what's it gonna be --- more JAIL TIME?!?!?
Judge: No --- jail is too good for you. I'm gonna have your mom come up here and sing "America the Beautiful" on the court karaoke.
Juvenile delinquent, widening his eyes in horror: Oh, NO, Sir --- please --- anything but that, Sir! Send me back to jail --- make me do community service --- anything else --- just not THAT, Sir!
by QuacksO July 14, 2016
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country music

The Best music in the history of forevor!!!

Is the only type of music that does not include screaming, talking(i don't know how people think rap is MUSIC) or nething unbearable. Has lyrics about things that REALLY matter!!!! And every person sounds different where in rapping every1 sounds the same cuz there just talking!!(kan't buhleave people get PAID to talk while music is being played!!)
Sammy: Country music roxx!!!!
JoJo: YA! Let's go listen to some Taylor Swift!!
by cowluvr April 6, 2007
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music snob

someone who listens to music or bands that aren't that popular yet. whether it be good music or not, they don't like to share it.
I'm a music snob, I don't like to tell people bands
by eli tomas August 22, 2006
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