by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020
Get the Grief/tragedy/sympathy machinemug. The act of going back in time to change an event but failing to change anything, so you go back in time again to try to change the event but fail again, causing you to go back in time again to try again, looping indefinitely.
Person 1: If you could go back in time to when you were five with all your current knowledge would you?
Person 2: Yeah, I could invest in Bitcoin early! I wouldn't have to work a day in my life!
Person 1: What if your parents didn't believe you? Then you would have to go back in time again.
Person 2: Ohh, you're right. Even if I did go back in time it wouldn't change what happens.
Person 1: It's Sisyphus' Time Machine.
Person 2: Yeah, I could invest in Bitcoin early! I wouldn't have to work a day in my life!
Person 1: What if your parents didn't believe you? Then you would have to go back in time again.
Person 2: Ohh, you're right. Even if I did go back in time it wouldn't change what happens.
Person 1: It's Sisyphus' Time Machine.
by Rimzi May 27, 2024
Get the Sisyphus' Time Machinemug. AlMachine tapping is an advanced technique used by slot machine professionals; where the player is repeatedly tapping the screen of the slot machine to increase their chances of scoring points.
Although this method has never been proven to increase luck. It is still seen as a sign of dedication within the professional gambling scene, most notably amongst the elder generation.
Although this method has never been proven to increase luck. It is still seen as a sign of dedication within the professional gambling scene, most notably amongst the elder generation.
- Wow look at that man over there, he's got
insane machine tapping skills!
- Yeah I know, he must have been doing this for
years.
insane machine tapping skills!
- Yeah I know, he must have been doing this for
years.
by Ameri Mohamed October 18, 2023
Get the Machine tappingmug. The next famous future model with an amazing, loving heart. She could either make you fall for her, or make you drop. She loves animals almost as much as she loves people. Her best friends are Holly, Jerm, an Tim (sorta). She fell in love with Tim's dog, Hunter, because Hunter is a ladies man. I guarantee you will fall in love just at the moment you see Gina.
She's single.
And... proud?
She's single.
And... proud?
Tim: OMG Hunter moved away with my brother.
Person 1: You made Geen cry...
Tim: Noooo Geen Machine don't cry, you'll see him again soon.
Geen: GOOD.
Person 1: You made Geen cry...
Tim: Noooo Geen Machine don't cry, you'll see him again soon.
Geen: GOOD.
by Huntersowner July 7, 2011
Get the Geen Machinemug. by UltimateDoge September 21, 2022
Get the Rage Against The Machinemug. A play on BMW’s slogan “the ultimate driving machine.” Because in order to own a BMW, you constantly have to maintain it, even when keeping up with maintenance intervals. Thus, people abandon their BMW’s on the driveway and they tend to leak oil, hence “The Ultimate Driveway Machine.
A: hey did you see that C bought an old BMW E36?
B: yes, I like to call those “the ultimate driveway machine.”
C: god damn it.
B: yes, I like to call those “the ultimate driveway machine.”
C: god damn it.
by Iamtheliquor55 January 11, 2023
Get the The Ultimate Driveway Machinemug. by Mother Licker October 31, 2007
Get the dice machinemug.