The unusual sexual act of inserting Alker Seltzer up your rectum, followed by a quick hand shandy, and the imminent eruption of Jizz. See also Fizzing.

Pauls conventional Sunday afternoon hand shandy in front of the telly was taking a lot longer than usual so to speed him up he changed tact and decided on a Plink Plonk Jizz

Plink Plonk Jizz by Lady Grey May 20, 2004

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Jamba jizz

When a drunk or clumsy friend spills Jamba Juice all over your pants.

Edward: Damn it Vincent! You just Jamba jizzed all over my pants!!

Jamba jizz by Asianfail September 19, 2010

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glacial jizz

For all you geography lovers out there, this is the process by which glacial education makes you cream in the lake at the snout of a galcier to turn it murky - an alternate form of rock flour.

"Damn, that beef supreme glacier over there, accompanied with its drumlins and eratical squitzes, has just made me produce some high velocity glacial jizz in the post-glacial lake."

glacial jizz by Squitzie face December 30, 2007

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Hot Sauce Jizz

An emission as a result of the consumption of Taco Bell, Chipotle, or any Mexican food. This type of gratification can be categorized as "orgasmic" and is considered applicable to both sexes, despite the slang identification of it as semen.

Goob (Male) - Oh my word, this burrito is simply delicious! I've seemed to create a mess in my draws!

Booger (Female) - For the love of all that is just! You've definitely experienced a Hot Sauce Jizz! In fact, my burrito is equally scrumptious!

Goob - Have you experienced a Hot Sauce Jizz as well?

Booger - You're correct, my good sir!

Hot Sauce Jizz by Nnamdi A. Goob April 17, 2011

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