January 3rd 

There is nothing on this day soo imma make it national slide up or dm your crush day

You: *sees crush posts*
Also you: its January 3rd i should tell her how I feel

January 3rd by Doritojahofficial November 23, 2021

january 29 

a little piss baby. what a fucking little squirrel cunt. january 29th babies pee there pants after 4 shots and cry to adele in their car at 3 am. what a loser. fucking bitch.

damn that girl born on january 29th is soooo lame

january 29 by theaquarianmind November 23, 2021

January 30th

January 30th: when the worst people are born. People who are born on this date are the scum of the earth, they are cheaters, druggies and just horrible people in general. They are toxic attention seekers with god complexes, if you meet someone born on this date stay away; they only bring misfortune.

My boyfriend is a piece of shit, he was born on January 30th, makes sense

January 30th by Verifiedtruthspeaker November 23, 2021

january 13 

a day with little energy, to be at home smoking and listening to music, the year has just started and you are getting used to the cold, maybe a day to call your friends and stay home, watching a series or doing any other bullshit.

"Do you want to leave this on the january 13? chill day"

january 13 by Dumb0yy November 23, 2021

january 28th 

My mf birthday. Kinda sucks tho because it’s in winter.

“I can’t wait for january 28th!”
“what’s january 28th?”
“Makia shaffers mf birthday”

january 28th by mswaggyshaff November 24, 2021

january 14

Scott: “I’m in lesbians with you.”
lesbian: the religion of people who worship women/enbies🙏🙏

January 14: the day where lesbians confess their love to each other and move in on the first date just bc they’re happy that neither of them are pisces/cancer 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

january 14 by bambilovespussy November 25, 2021

January 9th 

The day where the most sarcastic, pretty people are born. January 9th is the day where the funniest people are born. It’s the unofficial day that the best people are born

Wow she’s born on january 9th she’s so attractive!!

January 9th by urban dictionary officiL November 25, 2021