jumping cantaloupe

Cantaloupe, referring to a male, who is jumping, is a very attractive male. Stating that there is a jumping cantaloupe in the distance, says that there is an extremely attractive man without pointing them out completely thus making this certain person feel uncomfortable. Meant to be said discreetly, this method of pointing out some attractive helps your friends look at the good looking person you encountered without the embarrassment of actually pointing them out.

Scale: strolling cantaloupe: kinda cute ripe cantaloupe: gay jumping cantaloupe: hey uhhh you are super hot

friend 1: (whispers) hey look a jumping cantaloupe!
friend 2: WHERE!? actually, he looks a little ripe to me
friend 1: but at least he is strolling right?
friend 2: eeehh sure

by awesome town September 17, 2011

Dolphin Jumping

When the wind is blowing up on your dick and it looks like a dolphin

"Dude it was 105 degrees out and I was Dolphin Jumping so hard"

by ShayneT March 16, 2015

Jumping in triangles

When someone is anxious to proceed with plans but can't due to delays beyond their control.

The automation company is jumping in triangles to set up the machine, but they need the boxes to run through the automation. They are at a stand still.

by Rifle dropper June 24, 2014

Jumped Ship

Jumping ship is when your team, ie the posh, are up to sh*t you wog eyed spastic that's why people jumped ship back in the day, not so they could be all like, 'Hey we're on the titanic, lets jump off and drown ourslves before we lose the chance' ffs

"Oh, so rafa got the boot?"
"Uh, no, he jumped ship before he had another beachball moment"

by Piel Ling October 22, 2009

You got me jumping like…

BOOM SHAKALAKA BOOM
SHAKALAKA BOO-OOM
BOOM SHAKALAKA BOOM
SHAKALAKA BOO-OOM
BOOM SHAKALAKA BOOM
SHAKALAKA BOO-OOM

You got me jumping like… boom

by Hsuahavae December 16, 2024

Gut Jumping

When someone is so sexy and fine as hell in something they do or look, makes you wanna jump their guts

When someone is so sexy and fine as hell in something they do or look, makes you wanna jump their guts

Gut jumping means you wanna jump them til they feel it in their guts

1st scenario
Bro 1: Dang she looks so fine I'm fixing to jump her Guts

Bro 2: Dang bro you about to do what??

2nd scenario
Her: I'm fixing to Gut jump you if you don't come make out with me...

Him: Oh yes baby come Gut jump me!!!

by whitemamatotator December 24, 2020

pleasure jumping

Verb: The act of masturbating and jumping simultaneously.

Jayce was totally pleasure jumping in the tent. He thought we wouldn't hear.

by Steven Fagguete January 22, 2014