Coaster pants

When you laugh really hard, so you nearly wet yourself, your gunna need some coaster pants! The origin of this phrase is never clear, but we have a gorgeous liverpool bloke to thanks for it somehwere down the line...

I just sent you an email by the way.

Will it be funny?

Oh yes, hope you have you coaster pants on!

by chloerose444 April 06, 2009

Pants Nipple

penis

Hey baby, wanna come over and tug on my pants nipple for a while?

by SonsOfKahk May 13, 2015

pants poacher

When a girl is walking around wearing tights, with a shirt not fully covering her butt. The man that stole her pants is known as the pants poacher. He seems to be getting around.

"Dude, is it just me or was the pants poacher out again today?"

"Yeah brah, there were girls all over campus wearing those ridiculously tight tights. I was like, damnnnn girl"

by ASTK October 07, 2008

pant paste

The same as after party, when your member leaks after sex or masturbation and you didn't pee to 'clear the chamber'.

Rod was sure feeling squirrely as his pant paste was rippin the pubes off his les and scroat at the job interview.

by plamya April 01, 2011

loungy pants

Comfy trousers usually of the pyjama or jogging variety put on for lounging around the house.

It's loungy pants time!

by lyns81 August 01, 2010

plaid pants

the hottest thing a man can wear, literally.
with the white tank top. please.

"don't laugh at me, i have plaid pants for pj"
"kiss me"

by searching4cuteid October 27, 2022

sassy pants

a flirty way to tell someone they are being sarcastic or unnecessarily sassy.

“dang bob you’re such a sassy pants.”

by .chicken strip. July 22, 2019