Book

An ancient weapon from the distant past, capable of harnessing the power of one hundred infinity gauntlets and three and a half five-star orgies.

Thanos spent his whole life finding the infinity stones and jacking off using a his old scaly hands, but never thought about using a boooooooooooooooooook (book).

by i b flossin January 24, 2019

Book

The best thing in the world. Home of introverts and book nerds. It is my imagination

Bryan “Your actually READING on the bus!?”
Me”Yeah...what’s so wrong with that?
Bryan”It’s a Book.”
Me”I know! Books are awesome and you should read them!”

by ABCDEFG 2 MALICE👿 January 30, 2019

Usually Judge a Book By Its Cover

Mainly used for the fact that appearances have to make sense sometimes. It is important to not judge by appearances but even then there are some times where the good guy actually needs to look like a good guy, and the bad guy needs to look like a bad guy.

I'm just saying would you ever guess some hideous and grotesque behemoth is the hero and some beautiful and kind spoken princess is the villain? Honestly, you should usually judge a book by its cover.

by CelticEagle February 18, 2019

booke

To see a bus through a window and get ready to catch it, only to discover the bus is a reflection on the other side of the road.

"Emily, that was a fuck off massive booke, your bus isn't for another twenty minutes"

by carrotcruncher August 30, 2018

Book

Another word for “fag” or “faggot”, but it’s not really referring to an LGBT person, it’s just used as an insult with no meaning.

“You’re a fat ass book.”

by samthecrocshoe September 6, 2018

Book of Philippines

A biblical chapter recounting an early history of a group of islands in the southeast-Asian area of the Pacific.

I don't know why the Book of Philippines is even included in the Bible, since most events recounted there took place in the Middle East and Africa, not in southeastern Asia.

by QuacksO September 21, 2018

Book

An imaginary thing that your teachers torture you with

"OH MY GOODNESS, I think Mr. Berry is trying to kill me."
"Why do yo say that?"
"B-because he gave me a book."
DUN DUNN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by CAN I BORROW YOUR TOOTHBRUSH May 31, 2018