Google second

The time Google takes to find 3 million items or articles to make your point.

Vaccines cause autism and cancer, like five people said it.

Did take a Google second to prove that?

by Laverna's profit February 28, 2018

Google

The only reason I'm passing school.

Some random guy: Hey do you know the answer for B in the homework? Me: No, Just Google it

by Annonymouseee December 20, 2022

Hop on google docs

A phrase used to describe the action of using a mechanical keyboard as a dildo. Often used by elderly men with back problems.

Charles: "Hey Eugene, wanna hop on google docs later?"
Eugene: "Sure thing 'Dumptruck' Charles!"

by UltimateKeyboard May 3, 2022

Google

Masturbate. Partially onomatopoeiaic word (similar to fap fap fap) for masturbation; also derived from ubiquity of both the internet search engine and the act of masturbation.

I spent the whole day at home googling.

You'll go blind if you don't stop googling.

I google myself every day.

by Marvellous Wordsmith November 12, 2010

Googled

When the corporation you work for makes huge profits and cuts workers pay.

Sorry you were googled but we had to make cuts across the board.

by ColoradoMack February 19, 2022

googled

what you type in the search bar on google

i just googled it came up with this

by bandlisteneronly April 9, 2019

Googling your name

The act of going onto Google and typing in your own name to see what the results are. Great fun on image search too!

Person 1: I was googling your name yesterday!

Person 2: Yer? What did it come up with

Person 3: Well apparentely your a german body building priest!

by GoogleFTW February 12, 2009