End of the School Year Depression 

End of the School Year Depression is that time around the end of May and until the last day of school. It’s a terrible feeling because you know you hate school, but you are used to seeing the same people everyday, every class has a different personality and you feel like you will miss that class because you may not have anyone in it next year. It’s worse if you have a crush. You don’t know if you have any classes with them and it sucks. But, the good news is, it goes away really fast.

I’m gonna miss the people in my class. I’m suffering from End of the School Year Depression.

End of the School Year Depression by Troublepaws May 9, 2019

Depressimist 

noun
Someone who is so pessimistic, it depresses the people around them.

Dude, just listening to Sarah talk makes me feel dead inside, she's such a depressimist.

Depressimist by Chief Hawks April 8, 2011

Dewpression 

An experience you go through after a terrible and tragic event in your life. This process of coping involves the consumption of large amounts of Mountain Dew in order to deal with the stress.

"Dude I just heard that Jake's girlfriend broke up with him, is he okay?"

"Far from it, last I heard he's going through a dewpression"

Dewpression by Korndawg January 20, 2014

debtpression

When you're so broke you spiral into a deep depression stopping you from doing things you love and hanging out with people.

"Hey man, wanna go out tonight?"

"Nah man I don't wanna get worse debtpression"

debtpression by Chardlz January 15, 2017

dupréssion 

noun

1. Alexandra Bartfeld's cat
2. the state of mind that you get after playing an organ work by Marcel Dupré

"Op. 7 no. 3 was so exhaustingly dupréssive"
"I was able to see Monsieur Dupréssion after the OrganTalk"

dupréssion by organiste March 22, 2021

edpression 

(1) the state of missing Ed Sheeran so much during his break that all you can do is listen to Photograph and cry

(2) the state of being after an Ed Sheeran concert because it's over

non sheerio: omg why are you so upset?
sheerio: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT EDPRESSION FEELS LIKE SO GO AWAY.

edpression by xsheeriox June 24, 2016

Depresbian

Coined by punk guitarist Frank Iero in a tweet. Means to be depressed and a lesbian

“Omg they are such a Depresbian”
“I identify as a Depresbian”

Depresbian by EmoGayShit February 8, 2021