Ur dad lesbian

Stupid bullshit that makes “ur mom gay” a little less funny

Carl- “ur mom gay”
Jim- “ur dad lesbian”
Me- “Jim ur a faggot”

by BrandonHunter March 12, 2018

Two Dad Man

A man that literally has two dads. Either two gay dads, or just two dads.

Sam Lloyd has two dads, therefore he is a two dad man.

by Teshawn Miller October 24, 2006

Big dad energy

(noun) can't be mean to the people they're attached to but is mean to most people. Generally distant but love you a lot. Also wears lots of layers

Wow, Asher has big dad energy today, good for him!

by Twentyonefoxes August 27, 2018

Dad Hat

The kind of hat that you see in a crowd and think... is that guy going fishing?
dad hat is trash

Guy 1: I went fishing last week, and you wouldn't believe the number of dad hats that I saw there
Guy 2: If those hats would all burn I wouldn't be sad

by Reapy Boi June 06, 2017

Dead beat dad

Usually a many named Danny, also usually a bald white moon cricket with 30 credit cards and on the brink of getting a divorce

That dead beat dad at the stop last night in the phone with his wife was looking out of breathe when you could hear his skank of a wife bitching and complaining on the phone

by Big nigga bill March 11, 2018

Dj your dad

DJ at your local bar who dresses like your dad and abuses his I tunes library.

Hey is Dj your dad playing Rick Astley?....BTW i like his pleated pants.

by mary jo kimsey February 28, 2009

Dad-o-phile

A girl who spends time with her dad or other peoples fathers when she should be with her friends.

You: Hey guuuuuuuuuurl, what you doing today?
Brogan Cooney: Im hanging out with my dad, i cant come out, SOZ.
You: WTF? With your dad? Again?
Brogan Cooney: Yeah and your dad's coming too.
You: Your a little dad whore.
Brogan Cooney: No, just a bit of a Dad-o-phile, preying on innocent dads.

by Billie Jean? July 14, 2009