A product or appliance made in China that is so bad of quality, it has a risk of catching fire and potentially burning more than just itself.
by username4544 September 14, 2020
Get the Chinese Firestartermug. The act of having hand sanitizer dropped on your penus in order to cause pain commonly used as a method of torture the method originated from the slums of Brighton
"I had a bloke Chinese waterboarded for putting a bag of dog poo through my letterbox" Brighton gang member when asked about Chinese waterboarding
by Eramerac August 25, 2022
Get the Chinese waterboardingmug. Term used by Hongkonger/Taiwanese/whomever finds it applicable, to answer the question "Are you Chinese?" or its variants asked by Westerners in hope of preventing unnecessary misunderstandings and ultimately the heat death of the universe.
American : "Hey man nice to meet ya, you Japanese Korean or Chinese?"
Hongkonger : "I am politically Chinese."
American : "Bruh what?"
HongKonger : "Basically I can read, write, and speak Chinese, like Chinese food, enjoy most types of Chinese art, but detest the bullshit dished out by the CCP nowadays to the point I generally don't want to call myself Chinese even though doing so would be politically correct hence the name. However I am pretty certain if I answered that I am a Hongkonger you are going to ask "So are you Chinese or not?" "Can you speak Chinese or not?" anyways, and create a paradox that is going to rip through time and space, accelerating particles to beyond the speed of light and resulting in immediate heat death of the universe."
American : "Bruh what"
Hongkonger : "I am politically Chinese."
American : "Bruh what?"
HongKonger : "Basically I can read, write, and speak Chinese, like Chinese food, enjoy most types of Chinese art, but detest the bullshit dished out by the CCP nowadays to the point I generally don't want to call myself Chinese even though doing so would be politically correct hence the name. However I am pretty certain if I answered that I am a Hongkonger you are going to ask "So are you Chinese or not?" "Can you speak Chinese or not?" anyways, and create a paradox that is going to rip through time and space, accelerating particles to beyond the speed of light and resulting in immediate heat death of the universe."
American : "Bruh what"
by Little pink July 10, 2021
Get the politically Chinesemug. a Chinese finger trap is when a women is fucked from behind by one man whilst giving a blow job to another
by the whore next door lalala April 23, 2017
Get the chinese finger trapmug. by Nute Gunray May 31, 2020
Get the Chinese doggymug. Baldy: Billy must really have to take a shit, his ass cheeks are squinting.
Joe: yeah man, he has a chinese hiney.
Joe: yeah man, he has a chinese hiney.
by Kydog54 October 13, 2015
Get the chinese hineymug. by pesky-panda55 April 20, 2025
Get the Chinese Mormonmug.