captain hook

the act of making two of you fingers in the shape of a hook (perferably the middle and index) and sticking them into a persons rectal area and pulling up, all while yelling "captain hook"

that damn homo queer down the street gave me a captain hook.

by andrew June 29, 2003

Captain Save a Hoe

likes any girl he sees if she is fine or got ass will bend head of heels for her to just to get sends paragraphs, write songs about her, but doesn’t even talk to her in public, and won’t even pull the girl and just be getting played, and is also a home wrecker will wreck and relationship but doesn’t even pull the girl and just be her lil play thing.

Damn He is such a captain save a hoe needs to get his life together!

by Cej The Thot Slayer February 2, 2020

Captain Obvious

A very lazy super hero that never is out there saving people.

Jake:I fail at life.
Ian: ZOMG, what are you doing HERE Captain Obvious, THE WORLD NEEDS YOU!!!!!!

by D. Emson April 14, 2008

captain cool

1. The name of this cool kid named jonny that goes to school at les bois in boise... (real name is jonny)

1. Dude... lets go hang out with captain cool.. that kid is supafly

by Akon-ymous May 2, 2006

captain sav a hoe

aka "captain"
see also Captain sav-a-hoe

by Anonymous August 27, 2003

Captain Alex

Someone that has no idea how awkward they are but is completely innocent… sort of...

The Incredible Hulk, Barry Bonds, Steven Spielberg, Drew Barrymore, R.Kelly, Fidel Castro, Your Face, Bill Clinton, Eliot Spitzer anyone from Walker Texas Ranger.

That kid that stared over my stall in the bathroom was a real captain alex.

by Lars Bondo March 22, 2008

centaur

Jolly's kid

by Anonymous October 7, 2003