Activate my trap card

A quick way or the easy way out of an situation

Teacher: Can you answer this question tom
You : Sleeping*
Teacher: Wake up!!
You: Idk I choose to Activate my trap card

Your friend: *RISES FROM CHAIR*
He's been up all night studying

by The Mmmm effect July 26, 2014

Uno Reverse-Carded

When someone is rejected or friend zoned, they have been “uno reverse-carded.”

Person 1: Hey how was your day?
Person 2: It was awful, man. I got uno reverse-carded by Emily.

Person 1: Aw that sucks dude. You can come to my house for a Dr. Pepper.

by The Peanut Butter Falcon January 27, 2022

Daz Card

If you don't want to respond to a weird or discomforting question use this.

Daz card is used in a sitatuion like this
Micheal : Sarah how old is your mum
Srah: DAZ

by Plotting December 8, 2019

52 card dickup

The act of performing a 52 card pickup on the floor and then forming a circle around it and then bearing off

Hey you guys wanna play 52 card dickup?

by JHVEVO March 26, 2018

Samurai Card

Once you have sex with an Asian girl for your first time you gain your Samurai Card.

Charlie:"Hey James remember that Asian girl at the bar ?"
James: "Yeah, did you get your samurai card?"
Nick: "You bet"

by Kangaroo Jack 6969 April 3, 2017

cat card

Someone's contact info for a booty call

Here's my cat card; call me later.

by Nawwal June 7, 2017

carde

The state when a person became the air you needed to survive. The state when a person became your only certainty and your home. The state when that person becomes the blood in your veins, the marrows in your bone, and the life force that keeps you alive. The state when a person became the reason you're breathing, your heart beating, and your mind thinking. The state of love when a person became your everything.

You're my carde in this world of uncertainty.

The love that I'm feeling for you is carde.

Even the time turns against us, even the fates forbid us, you will always be my carde.

by Cardevil Lossier October 22, 2021