canadian narwhal

You freeze a Canadian fish and stick your dick through it to have sex. Proceed to fuck through the fish

I totally gave her Canadian narwhal last night

by Samoan whale October 24, 2017

Canadian Rubik’s Cube

A sex act in which a subject is lubed in maple syrup, and gang banged by 3 males of 6 different ethnicities.

I walked in on my girlfriend receiving a Canadian Rubik’s cube when I came home for my lunch break

by Dalton and Zach September 7, 2022

Canadian Carwash

When a moose licks the salt off a car.

I couldn’t get into my car ‘cuz it was getting a Canadian carwash just as I was about to leave for work.

by The Real Todd Shady January 13, 2024

canadian aspirin

When ya boi square face gets a cut and he asks for that dank percocet but all u got is a band-aid and belly button lint.

Square) Ay yo fam u got that percocet?
Me) Nah just a canadian Aspirin

by Its ya boi 13 June 11, 2017

Canadian Maplefucking

The act of filling a male's asshole with maple syrup while rubbing his moose knuckle at the same time, usually with a "Y" hand shape to represent the antlers of a moose.

"What the fuck is Canadian Maplefucking...?"

by Grogon September 7, 2025

Canadian Handjob

When a person jerks off two seated friends, one with each hand, using the ski pole method, with winter gloves on.

Those two guys got a Canadian Handjob from that stripper in Vegas.

by Dan5 April 25, 2025

canadian piggy bank

When you owe someone a sum of money, but instead of giving it to them directly you leave it in a hidden place where they are guaranteed to find it. The owed party will initially be angry due to not getting paid in person, and the owing party will have to respond with "I'm sorry" the next time they meet, like a true Canadian.

I left Jake's money ia a Canadian piggy bank. I hope he finds it before he finds me.

by sad_pizza October 7, 2019