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mile high club

There's no official club of that name, it's just an expression, meaning sex aboard an aircraft in flight. It happens on nearly all flights, mostly with the hottest air hostesses.
There was a really hot air hostess on my flight here. The others around us appeared to be asleep, or at least lost in their thoughts, so she pulled down her nickers, wrapped my blanket around her hips, climbed on my lap, and together we joined the mile high club.
by peridos June 21, 2010
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drama club

n. an organization dealing with the writing and production of plays

characterized by:
-people wearing scarves indoors
-hats, esp. berets or top hats
-over enthusiasm
-hyperactivity
-unwarranted singing
-unwarranted dancing
-unwarranted friendliness/familiarity (imagine obtrusive, annoying puppy)
-bounce
-COMPETITION
-"individuals"
-the word "random"
-random humor
-sexual humor
-Hitler jokes
-excessive in jokes, often combinations of the above
-emphasis of everything: EVERYTHING IS IMPORTANT
-musical prejudice, i.e. "rap is crap!"
-Regina Spektor fans (males/females)
-Led Zeppelin fans (males)
-anarchy
-political anarchists and experimental anarchists (aka teenagers attempting eccentricity, see below)
-homosexuals and experimental homosexuals (aka heteros attempting eccentricity, see below)
-vegetarians and experimental vegetarians (aka omnivores attempting eccentricity, see below)
-Buddhists and experimental Buddhists (aka lapsed Christians attempting originality, see below)
-atheists
-crying
-losers suddenly having friends
-cocky losers
-Trekkies
-High School Musical fans, naturally
-pretentious types who were totally moved by the Odyssey/Les Miserables/Scooby Doo, and therefore should totally get the part
-forced eccentricity, because it makes one so totally original, just like every other "eccentric" theater fag, so one has to be eccentric to fit in. (see irony)
-uninformed, ignorant political discussions
-uninformed, ignorant philosophical discussions
-everyday speech with high-brow vocabulary words interjected, i.e., "don't you LOVE- just like- wait- just, ELEEMOSYNARY, and then i was like, oh. and it was just so random, and yeah", because theater fags are such "intelligent*", eloquent speakers
-everyday speech with foreign words or phrases interjected, see above
-love**
-hugs***

*because, of course, we never say "smart", because that is too common and not eccentric and original enough for drama club. ergo, we say "intelligent", and use latin phrases such as "ergo".
**no one "likes" anything in drama club. like is an interjection. so like, we say "love", instead! like, "don't you just LOVE Regina Spektor?" "I uber LOVE HER because like, she is so original INTELLIGENT and totally isn't shit at singing, no way! rap is crap!" like isn't a strong enough word. so we have to say "Love", and add "uber" for even MORE emphasis, because "super" isn't like, foreign!
***we don't greet each other any other way!
hate is a strong word. i hate drama club.

i'd quit but i paid $100 to join, and they don't do refunds.
by harlem junkie October 28, 2007
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mile high club

Having sex while flying on the wings of a pterodactyl.
While flying to New Orleans on a pterodactyl's wings I screwed a random lady, while in action a boy yelled, "mommy why is your butt in my face." His mom replied,"Billy give me a second, I'm joining the mile high club."
by Cedric James January 17, 2008
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glee club

A large group of losers that sing old famous tunes,there are 8 rules
#1 - The first rule of Glee club is, you do not talk about Glee Club.

#2 - The second rule of Glee Club is, you DO NOT talk about Glee Club.

#3 - If someone stops singing, goes limp, losses pitch, the song is over.

#4 -One group to a song

#5 - One song at a time.

#6 - No Jeans, no hats.

#7 - Songs will go on as long as they have to.

#8 - If this is your first night of Glee Club, you have to sing a solo
by Joan of Smark September 23, 2006
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The Joy Luck Club

The shittiest required to read book one will ever read in high skool. It is basically about mother-daughter relationships and has absolutely no plot line whatsoever. DO NOT READ REPEAT DO NOT READ!!
I never had a relationship with my mother boo hoo hoo. I have two half-sisters in CHINA!!?? OMFG!! I need to see them and realize my chines identity and my connection to my mother!!!! THE END >|
by Jason March 22, 2005
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yarichin bitch club

A shitty anime and manga that portrays minors doing bad things. Its ableist and fetishizes mlm relationship. If you're a cis woman then literally stfu
"Go die if you like Yarichin Bitch Club"
by A gay man that hates you March 28, 2021
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