(noun) Someone with a colossal rear-end
who talks like a valley girl, walks as if she has a pole shoved up her ass, has horse teeth and gallops to work in an Audi which she pays $369/mo for. Also, only dates wealthy men so they can buy her designer hay for her horse mouth and 14K Gucci gold hoofs!
who talks like a valley girl, walks as if she has a pole shoved up her ass, has horse teeth and gallops to work in an Audi which she pays $369/mo for. Also, only dates wealthy men so they can buy her designer hay for her horse mouth and 14K Gucci gold hoofs!
Hey Cletus, Did you see that slope use his martial arts technique on CandyAss? I've never seen a horse go flying so fast through the windshield of a brand new Silver Audi like that before. She had a lot of nerve parking in the EXCLUSIVE GCC row!!
by sweetpea April 09, 2004
an elitist breed of junglist, open to social interaction with non-junglist populations. still opposing lesser forms of electronic music, kandi junglists are known to wear the plastic beaded bracelets of the traditional kandi (candy) ravers. these exceptional individuals posses all the qualities of angry junglists and also participate in the philosophy of PLUR. This phenomena is known as 'Jungle PLUR'
by ShininSta February 10, 2005
the white, yellow, and orange candy that resembles what its named after. the relationship with it is divided for some reason.
person a: I FUCKING LOVE CANDY CORN
person b: I FUCKING HATE CANDY CORN
mr. corn: I will devour you all, hohohoho!
person b: I FUCKING HATE CANDY CORN
mr. corn: I will devour you all, hohohoho!
by elsqued November 01, 2024
by MFCD May 21, 2023
You're at the club with a drink in each hand, or driving keeping your 10 and 2 at the wheel, when all of a sudden your jam comes on. You can't chuck a full-on boogie; that'd just be irresponsible (and you'd probably spill your drink/crash), so what do you do? You give 'em a bit of shoulder candy. An alternating shrug to the beat, with just enough energy to keep things rolling.
I was double-parked with two pints and then my mate Isaac put on Groovejet, so I had to throw some shoulder candy around.
by Mac_Tonight October 31, 2018
when you have no where to fuck, you go outside and do it in the ditch. The act is known as "ditch candy." However, it is not like normal sex. When you have ditch candy, you have to be careful not to let the wrong kind of snake go into your hole.
by RAEHRABKEAMRBIRNEYAHTMDKH October 27, 2010
candis dick fit in your mouth is a a serious oral sti spread via having various penis in your mouth at one time (eg cock-pacity)
by hgcgjbvftuhvv February 21, 2023