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Squawk Box

A sexual act in which a man noses a girl in her box
He gave her squawk box, he wont be able to smell anything but smelly vagina for weeks!
by Bobb89 October 19, 2007
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Jack in a Box

A penis that looks average until it is aroused and then erects to a size well above the norm.
Andrew: Yes, my penis looks only about an inch long when it is soft.

Slampiece: Well I must admit, your Jack in a Box was a nice surprise!
by Quagmire517 September 9, 2011
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rice box

a rice box is an asian pussy
by dianelee September 11, 2008
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Box of chocolates

A mysterious box of candy (can be heart-shaped) in which one never picks the actual chocolates with confidence.
Yuck! After eating the chocolate with orange filling, I'm going to have to eat another 7 or 8 of these from the box of chocolates to wash down that nasty aftertaste.
by G Z April 7, 2009
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X-box

The most fanboyed and overrated console to date.

Proof that no one in Redmond knows how to market anything; as the most "X-treme" letter in the alphabet is paired with a brief description of its shape.

Lives solely off it "superior Graphics."
"Did you play on your XBox last night?" "No, leave me alone you materialistic prep!"

"We need to launch a console..."
"Kids these days like the letter X, put an X on it."

Bill Gates was wrong when he said the future of video games is graphics, the cornerstone of the industry will always be how fun the games are to play over the way they look.
by PeaTearGriffin097 February 15, 2005
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Boxing Week

The 6 day period, starting on Boxing day and usually lasting until New Year's Eve, where all stores declare they are having the biggest sales of the year, in the effort to clear out all their inventory for the new year.
''Remember the good old days when Boxing day was only one day?''

''Yeah, thank God for Boxing week, I've never bought so many useless things!''
by luckyonehere December 28, 2011
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Rock Box

The act of filling an empty box full of rocks, then placing it in a location likely to be seen by many drunken college students. This is because, to an inebriated man, it is nearly impossible to resist the urge to kick seemingly empty box as hard as humanly possible. The result is hilarious.
person 1: Why is that drunk dude holding his foot and yelling at a box?

person2: It's a Rock Box

Person1: oh
by Random Drunk Guy March 3, 2011
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