Kentucky Boner

The act of having sexual intercourse in the restroom of a Kentucky Fried Chicken Restaurant

“ Ya man I took her out and gave her the Kentucky Boner

by Pace216 June 28, 2019

rona boner

An interminable condition caused by extended periods spent in self-isolation during the Coronavirus pandemic of 2020 absent of sexual stimulus from another human.

a) Tom's Rona Boner is getting pretty bad, he straight up just changed his facebook cover photo to a dick pic.
b) They've limited the purchase quantity of vaseline at the local supermarket - that'll be on account of the Rona Boner.

by Haunted Fax Machine March 30, 2020

boner child

When your mother was impregnated naturally rather than with artificial insemination.

(tick here if you are a boner child).........

by ChildrenOfTheBoner January 15, 2016

boner titties

Titties that give a man a boner.

I gave my husband and erection last night from my boner titties.

by Ownedkitten January 31, 2017

boner stoner

Someone who gets high, then tries to bone anyone in sight. Typically has a boner.

Dude kevin was suck a boner stoner last night.

by sexyman10 June 6, 2014

Boner Mitten

A knitted pice of clothing similar to a glove that several boners can fit into for the purpose of staying snug and warm.

It was an especially cold winter so the boy's grandmother knitted them a stylish but functional boner mitten.

by stinky thumbs "R"buckles July 24, 2012

Jealousy Boner

A boner that occurs when you witness something so impressive that it turns you on because you wish you could do it to. Not necessarily sexual.

Person 1: Hey Ben! How’s your jealousy boner?
Person 2: My what?!?!
Person 1: Your jealousy boner that you got after you watched Josh eat that mixed kebab without spilling anything!
Person 2: I’m leaving...

by John St.Ben March 3, 2019