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bacon boner

An erection or sense of arousal caused by the sight, smell, or taste of bacon. Also, an erection or sense of arousal caused by the sound of bacon sizzling, often leading to confusion over the term pansexual.
"It's just a bacon boner, everyone gets them."
"Dale was cooking breakfast, and when I heard the pan sizzle, I got a bacon boner."
by JADrI April 26, 2017
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Cereal Bacon Flakes

A fictional cereal based around the well-known character from Roblox called "Bacon Hair".
Noob: I thought Cereal Bacon Flakes were in this game

Bacon: No, sadly they aren't :C
by me oh meee October 13, 2023
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bacon mute

bacon mute is the best founding player and currently the best mute. He will become the next hr as well!
by bacon the hot iw mute April 22, 2021
mugGet the bacon mutemug.

It's bacon

Have you been to the new restaurant down the street? It's bacon!
by Bacon Good September 29, 2022
mugGet the It's baconmug.

Kevin-Baconing

Kevin-Baconing (verb): When you're stressed, mad or frustrated and all you can do is go to an empty warehouse (or whatever space is accessible to you at the time) and dance around—typically in a flailing manner—using machinery and other objects as gymnastics equipment to express your deepest emotions. Upon Kevin-Baconing, you feel like a weight has been lifted. You find that you are no longer the ghost of Kevin Bacon (aka Ren McCormack). Instead, you are yourself again... but way better.
Hey so I have to cancel plans tonight. Work was a real bitch. I'll be in my garage Kevin-Baconing until I feel better. Hit you up after.
by Tom Ato December 2, 2022
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American bacon

Hey have you seen that American bacon it jiggles when you pick it up
by Liam de grad April 6, 2024
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Bacon Buttie

When a policeman (pigs) perform anal sex on a male or female.
I was on my way home last night and traded my speeding ticket in or a bacon buttie
by Lardarse October 23, 2012
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