An erection or sense of arousal caused by the sight, smell, or taste of bacon. Also, an erection or sense of arousal caused by the sound of bacon sizzling, often leading to confusion over the term pansexual.
"It's just a bacon boner, everyone gets them."
"Dale was cooking breakfast, and when I heard the pan sizzle, I got a bacon boner."
"Dale was cooking breakfast, and when I heard the pan sizzle, I got a bacon boner."
by JADrI April 26, 2017
Get the bacon bonermug. by me oh meee October 13, 2023
Get the Cereal Bacon Flakesmug. bacon mute is the best founding player and currently the best mute. He will become the next hr as well!
by bacon the hot iw mute April 22, 2021
Get the bacon mutemug. by Bacon Good September 29, 2022
Get the It's baconmug. Kevin-Baconing (verb): When you're stressed, mad or frustrated and all you can do is go to an empty warehouse (or whatever space is accessible to you at the time) and dance around—typically in a flailing manner—using machinery and other objects as gymnastics equipment to express your deepest emotions. Upon Kevin-Baconing, you feel like a weight has been lifted. You find that you are no longer the ghost of Kevin Bacon (aka Ren McCormack). Instead, you are yourself again... but way better.
Hey so I have to cancel plans tonight. Work was a real bitch. I'll be in my garage Kevin-Baconing until I feel better. Hit you up after.
by Tom Ato December 2, 2022
Get the Kevin-Baconingmug. by Liam de grad April 6, 2024
Get the American baconmug. by Lardarse October 23, 2012
Get the Bacon Buttiemug.