Andrew: Yes, my penis looks only about an inch long when it is soft.
Slampiece: Well I must admit, your Jack in a Box was a nice surprise!
Slampiece: Well I must admit, your Jack in a Box was a nice surprise!
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Yuck! After eating the chocolate with orange filling, I'm going to have to eat another 7 or 8 of these from the box of chocolates to wash down that nasty aftertaste.
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Proof that no one in Redmond knows how to market anything; as the most "X-treme" letter in the alphabet is paired with a brief description of its shape.
Lives solely off it "superior Graphics."
Proof that no one in Redmond knows how to market anything; as the most "X-treme" letter in the alphabet is paired with a brief description of its shape.
Lives solely off it "superior Graphics."
"Did you play on your XBox last night?" "No, leave me alone you materialistic prep!"
"We need to launch a console..."
"Kids these days like the letter X, put an X on it."
Bill Gates was wrong when he said the future of video games is graphics, the cornerstone of the industry will always be how fun the games are to play over the way they look.
"We need to launch a console..."
"Kids these days like the letter X, put an X on it."
Bill Gates was wrong when he said the future of video games is graphics, the cornerstone of the industry will always be how fun the games are to play over the way they look.
by PeaTearGriffin097 February 15, 2005
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When the back alley surgeon produced a watermelon box, Scott knew he was not going to get that laser eye surgery.
by InspectorGadget38 May 16, 2008
Get the Watermelon Box mug.The act of filling an empty box full of rocks, then placing it in a location likely to be seen by many drunken college students. This is because, to an inebriated man, it is nearly impossible to resist the urge to kick seemingly empty box as hard as humanly possible. The result is hilarious.
person 1: Why is that drunk dude holding his foot and yelling at a box?
person2: It's a Rock Box
Person1: oh
person2: It's a Rock Box
Person1: oh
by Random Drunk Guy March 3, 2011
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