Alexa

Alexa is physically beautiful but she is an emotional and psychological vampire who will erode your soul with her increasingly difficult demands. At first it seems like you're the luckiest guy in the world to have her in your life but in the end your friends pity you and you've alienated your family in your never-ending efforts to make Alexa's life easier and you'll be left with no feelings of self worth because you will have given everything to Alexa. When you reflect back on it you realize even the sex was one sided. You gave her orgasms and every muscle, including your tongue, has a charlie horse, and she never even said, "Thank you." In fact, the best thing she ever said to you was, "Awwww you were cute. I almost came. I'm sure you'll do better next time." Then she started texting someone on her phone and you went home with blue balls and a boner that felt unworthy. You only felt the slightest bit of redemption when you saw her on pornchub licking an old man's cum off a toilet seat.

Alexa is hot as F bro, but run as fast as you can in the other direction or she'll destroy your sense of who you were hoping to become.

by Rosemarysbaby666 September 12, 2021

Alexandra

A person Who is a crackhead and doesn’t know what peace means. It is also a very smart person but sometimes they can be the dumbest person you know.

“Hey Who is that crazy girl over there?”
Oh she is Alexandra.”

by Popicamuraturica September 15, 2021

Alexa

Alexa is an nice girl,she sometimes cry's for small things.if you meet an Alexa YOULL be lucky cuz she always gives you anything you want she so nice.somtime she dosent think and people don't like her when she doesThat.

Alexa is the best

by Cutie sutie September 21, 2021

Alexa Regina (jugehad/alessia)

Tortilla 🤪

Alexa Regina (jugehad/alessia) you’re soooooo gay✨

by Emimoremar September 24, 2021

Alexamdria

Sorry, you clicked the wrong word. If you were doing Alexandria you spoke here wrong.

Did you just spell ALEXANDRIA as ALEXAMDRIA? Sorry…I’m going to tell Alexandria

by EEVEELOL September 29, 2021

Alexandy

A name i made for xander because i loev him and want to annoy him lol

Ollie: That's Alexandy?
Eliot: Yep!

by MrDrax October 9, 2021

Alexander NY

A shitty small town in upstate NY known for nothing but having 1 gas station and a bunch of drug using shitty people. not much to it other than the school who spent 50k on a sign and can’t afford lunches.

“wanna go to Alexander NY?”. “no.”

by John seize October 9, 2021