Dans Advocate

On a group text, this is the person who always takes the contradictory view of reasonable and logical thoughts and ideas, no matter how ill-informed, uneducated, and ridiculous the opposing view is. Often these texts are not responded to or simply met with a smile and nod. Unfortunately, the root cause of "Dans Advocate" is untreatable mental illness, and more often then not exacerbated by alcohol, THC, opioids, or any mood altering drug available (or a combination thereof).

Brian: "Did you read what he wrote, what an idiot, total Dans Advocate."
James: "Yea, the poor guy needs help"
Brian: "Its finally time I take him off Boys Town property and give him the help he deserves!"
(laughter by all)

by inntheknow March 18, 2022

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Allegheny Advance

When you whip your Dick out during a traffic stop in hopes of avoiding a ticket and sprinkle french fries on top as that’s the way of things in Pittsburgh

Officer Popovitski pulled over a vehicle and noticed upon inspection of the driver (Jek Shieldkins) that Jek had pulled out his penis and sprinkled fries on top. Officer Popovitski complimented Jek on his Allegheny advance display, gave him a warning on his loud Rap music playing and sent him on his way.

by Esterlino Dorado April 11, 2022

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Sonic Adventure DX

The GameCube port of Sonic Adventure.

People have recently been shortening the game's title to "XD." This is objectively incorrect as there is a "DX" in the title instead of "XD."

If you currently refer to Sonic Adventure DX with "XD," you should stop before SEGA releases Sonic Adventure XD, causing my copy of DX to implode.

P1 <(DX IS SO DUMB I JUST CLIPPED THROUGH THE LOOP AGAIN!!!!!)

P2 <(XD)

P1 <(IT'S SONIC ADVENTURE DX!!!!!!!!!!) <Rages more>

by Do_mmar! April 21, 2022

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