Social Potato

A couch potato , except the social potato prefers the mattress and smart phone. In contrast to its relative the "couch potato " .

All of this new social media has turned my son into a social potato .

by Rudagalrebecca July 29, 2018

Dum Potato

Potato your dum af and you know it B)

YOu saw that dum potato

Ye i saw him

by Dum Potato November 30, 2020

Useless Potato

A term referring generally to a male human who wakes up at 1 pm and then proceeds to do nothing but browse reddit and 9gag.

Person A: so after waking up at 1 in the afternoon, and doing nothing but browsing reddit and 9gag up until now
Person B: You are a useless potato

by idiot12345 August 6, 2013

Potato Peeler

to eat your own farts

Olivia: Lily and Emma, are you guys Potato Peeler s?
Lily: No
Emma: Yes
Olivia: It means to eat your own farts
Lily and Emma: Oh LOL no I don't peel potatoes

by livysalvatore49 July 6, 2021

potato lily

Greg Demmon

Person 1: "where's greg?"
Person 2: "oh, you mean that potato lily?"

by Tay Tay potato lily October 4, 2011

Mouch potato

Someone that never gets thier ass up from a computer and couch.

Ariella, get a fucking job you mouch potato.

by russianfuck September 26, 2008

Window potato

Gay men put a potato on their window sill when they want to suck a dick. This makes it easier for other gays to know which house to go to for blowjobs.

"Our neighbor has a window potato, he must be thirsty for the D tonight."

by Poutinequeen April 8, 2016